I am:
⚪️ gay
⚪️ straight
🔘leaving and you can’t stop me! I’m packing my bags, I had a very calm day until this a little bump in the road comes and she be’s sarcastic! She’s gunna try n stop me but she can’t run in those lil high heels! You’ll never see this face AGAIN!
Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths) so he thinks if he drops his toy in that I'll feel better
Fuck all this “it’s a dangerous time to be a man” bullshit. Have you been a creepy piece of shit in the past? Yes? Then you’re going the fuck down. No? Congrats. Just keep worrying about heart disease and shut the fuck up.