Josh Cook

Soar with the Eagles, don't hoot with the Owls

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

How many of you just sang “Dayman… ah-ah-ahhh” in your head?

[Josh Cook @Josh_Knows13]

@MercedesAMGF1 Payton we’re going jet skiing in Monaco! 😂

[Josh Cook @Josh_Knows13]

Falcons have 2 seasons to get their shit together 😂

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

The Super Bowl is coming back to Atlanta. Super Bowl LXII will be played at Mercedes-Benz Stadium on February 13, 2028.

[Josh Cook @Josh_Knows13]

@Dexerto Somebody check on @MrJamesMay

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A set of T-rex bones auctioned for over $50 million has become the most expensive dinosaur fossil ever sold

Scientists are now urging the buyer to donate them to a museum instead of keeping them in a private collection

[Josh Cook @Josh_Knows13]

How fitting for the British GP 😎 #Murica 🇺🇸

[Cadillac Formula 1 Team @Cadillac_F1]

Marking the moment in full color.

With this year’s British Grand Prix taking place over Fourth of July weekend, we’re paying tribute to our American roots 🇺🇸

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

NUCLEAR POWER.

IT DOESN'T CARE IF THE SUN'S SHINING OR THE WIND'S BLOWING.

IT DOESN'T NEED BATTERIES FULL OF COBALT OR LITHIUM DUG UP BY CONGOLESE CHILD SLAVES IN CHINESE-OWNED MINES.

AND IT HAS LOWER LIFETIME GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS THAN SOLAR, AND ABOUT THE SAME AS WIND.

IT'S NOT EVIL DEVIL MAGIC. IT'S METAL THAT GETS HOT AND BOILS WATER TO MAKE STEAM THAT TURNS TURBINES.

THERE'S NO SMOKE. THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF THE COOLING TOWER IS JUST STEAM.

NUCLEAR PRODUCES AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES LESS RADIOACTIVE POLLUTION THAN COAL WHICH CONTAINS TRACE RADIOACTIVE ELEMENTS WHICH GO INTO THE AIR WHEN BURNED.

NUCLEAR POWER DOESN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM BECAUSE ALL NUCLEAR WASTE IS CONTAINED, AND NO NUCLEAR WASTE CASKET HAS EVER LEAKED IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN NUCLEAR POWER.

NUCLEAR POWER IS SAFE.

IT'S EFFECTIVE.

IT DOES LESS DAMAGE TO THE ENVIRONMENT THAN COAL, OR EVEN WIND AND SOLAR WHICH REQUIRE A FUCK TON OF LAND AND TOXIC METALS FOR WHICH WE HAVE NO PLAN TO DEAL WITH.

NUCLEAR POWER IS THE CLOSEST THING TO A PERFECT ENERGY SOURCE THE HUMAN SPECIES HAS EVER DISCOVERED.

WE'VE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY SINCE THE 1950S. IF WE EMBRACED IT FROM THE START, WE WOULDN'T HAVE CLIMATE CHANGE TODAY. WE COULD HAVE HAD ALL OF THE AIR CONDITIONING WE EVER WANTED, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER MODERN CONVENIENCE WE'RE CONSTANTLY SHAMED FOR TODAY.

BUT WE SAID NO.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING AS A SPECIES?

ARE WE FUCKING RETARDED?

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

The decision to put Hamilton on the softs and give up track position was terrible

[Josh Cook @Josh_Knows13]

Preorders available but with only 2 trailers and barely any in game footage? Come ahhh…

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Grand Theft Auto VI is now available to pre-order.

All pre-orders will get the Vintage Vice City Pack, a collection of items that flash back to when the neon burned brightest.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/ENWCnl0nrl

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

“As we know, the English historically struggle here in Massachusetts.”

Such a casually brilliant line. 😂

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Josh Cook @Josh_Knows13]

@GatorDave_GB Stay on vacation Dave!

[Josh Cook @Josh_Knows13]

Why does F1 Qualifying and Le Mans start at the same time tomorrow? 🤦‍♂️

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

BREAKING: New Spurs logo released after blowing 30-point lead in the NBA Finals

[Top Gun Archive @topgunarchive]

Images you can hear

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

"Get f---ing set!" 😭

Matt Ryan for the Falcons' 2026 schedule release 😂

(via @atlantafalcons)

[Josh Cook @Josh_Knows13]

My dude we’re already bored and we aren’t even there yet. #TheBoys

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Eric Kripke on why they’re not doing a ‘super-sized’ finale for ‘The Boys’

“I think the audience might have ended up getting bored had we gone that long”

Finale runtime is 1 hour and 5 minutes

(via @collider)

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It’s May 1st so here is that tweet about my month. Please enjoy my month responsibly.

[Josh Cook @Josh_Knows13]

The Boys season 5 is mostly filler…not much has really happened at all and we’re over halfway thru the season 😑

[Josh Cook @Josh_Knows13]

@TopGunMovie “He’s probably saying “holy shit it’s Maverick and Goose””