Josh

[EO @_ezeokolorie]

Currently living in that period of life between the job offer and the start date,

ts feels phenomenal 😭

[🐻 @GrizzFan76]

WE HAVE NIGGAS READY TO SLIDE FOR “GYOK” BRUDDA WE WOULD TREAT YOU AS GOD

[Alamo’s Chest Hole🤠💥🔫 @cuttapotato]

Y’all wanna fuck the characters and that’s the problem. Y’all never think about the acting.

[Sébastien Mélières @SbastienMlires1]

A los 40 años, Vozinha pasó de ser la gran historia del Mundial a firmar el mejor contrato de su carrera con Colo Colo.

El portero de Cabo Verde ganará 11 veces más que en su anterior club, el Chaves de Portugal.

Vozinha se vistió de gala y lloró a mares. Maravillosa historia.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

-got humiliated publicly by a woman asking him mildly hard questions
-lost 650 billion dollars and is no longer a trillionaire
-movie he said would be a woke disaster is loved by everyone

So now he’s crashing out over Anne Hathaway saying trans people are human beings

[salt @salt22339258]

I logged onto Roblox for the first time since COVID for nostalgia. One of the recommended games was called "CLARK" with 5.5k active players, and it might be the funniest game ever made.

[. @aliftbll2]

Search “Arsenal exploring deal” on Ornstein’s account we’ve signed every player he’s said that about

[Josh @JoshBrg_]

@SamDressy @ctt_carys @AJ__SR7 What part of agreement at all levels dont you understand?

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

I will get my chin done as well if this lands. I don't care

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Unless people's lives literally depend on your job, you have to get rid of any sense of shame or guilt about slacking off and making your life as easy as possible at work

[SEXYliar @woobackbabyy1]

My ass is glued to the cinema seats. I need this.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

This is the funniest thing I've seen on twitter this week. It's a shame Jason Mantzoukas isn't on the site.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

He is not your Ngolo Kante. He is not going quietly into the night in “humility” to meet your expectations.

[luda 🇺🇸 @luda8t]

Beautiful community note

[𝐙 @ZCherAime]

Me to Odysseus during the last 30 mins of #TheOdyssey

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[REAL MIL GRAU @realmilgrauu]

Um rato apareceu no meio da festa da torcida espanhola, os espanhóis começaram a gritar o nome do MESSI

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

VTNCCCCCCCCC

[Ned(⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠) @ned_fcb11]

Days without football #1

[Billy @_billyreid]

Fair play to the ref, good game. Ignored Argentina’s 1 billion pesos bribe when he found out it was worth £6.25