Courgette for breakfast guy

butterfly strokes through the cesspit

[Courgette for breakfast guy @joshDIY]

As someone who barely posts these days, some tweets just get ya. Pure giggles

[Courgette for breakfast guy @joshDIY]

PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY AROUND THE BAR LIKE EVERY BAR YOUVE EVER BEEN TO

[Kieran @movingnorthuk]

Taking into account all the death and corruption, the worst thing about Covid is still the emergence of people queueing single file at the bar.

[Kieran @movingnorthuk]

Taking into account all the death and corruption, the worst thing about Covid is still the emergence of people queueing single file at the bar.

[Courgette for breakfast guy @joshDIY]

@ToodlesBand https://t.co/xNfcNU5pmX

Bristol based candle maker! No idea if they’d do colabs but they’re very nice !

[Courgette for breakfast guy @joshDIY]

@Itmechr3 @why_sophie_why @IwriteOK That 11 year ‘anniversary’ notification really fucked me up 🫠

[Martha @MarthaDIY]

🚨🚨🚨 Very excited that we're on @BBCIntroNE w/ @nickyrob from 8pm tonight. Jc will be talking about our new album (Please Don't Take Me Back, Out Now!) and there'll also be a couple of tracks from a very special live session we did!! #BBCIntroNE 🚨🚨🚨
https://t.co/JXCc2UBdIa

[Courgette for breakfast guy @joshDIY]

This is objectively hilarious

[Courgette for breakfast guy @joshDIY]

Best band in the world ever

I <3 u

[Martha @MarthaDIY]

https://t.co/CcEI2cN5GD

💔💔💔Our new single BABY, DOES YOUR HEART SINK? is out today. It’s about the disco at the end of the world. The video was shot at @poprecsltd Sunderland and features some of our brilliant friends. Give it a watch and a share PLEASE! 💔💔💔

[Courgette for breakfast guy @joshDIY]

@LilPapiFresh I remember my parents telling me if the police ever ask just say it was a man from the pub LMAO

[Courgette for breakfast guy @joshDIY]

@iainmartin1 In which country?

[Courgette for breakfast guy @joshDIY]

@Sciencenature14 No this is a dog. can’t get me ‘science’

[Another Angry Voice @Angry_Voice]

Mainstream media are so afraid of Mick Lynch now, they apparently have to set 3 of them on him at a time, and he still schools them in basic economics

Workers don't cause inflation by asking for inflation-matched pay offers. The problem is profiteering

[Courgette for breakfast guy @joshDIY]

I’m getting 19th century debunked science vibes

[Hot Cis Takes @hotcistakes]

its no wonder why rhinoplasty is the most common cosmetic surgery procedure

[Courgette for breakfast guy @joshDIY]

Hell is moving house but there’s always one more thing to pick up

[The Lovely Eggs 🥚 📺 @TheLovelyEggs]

Our gig at the @O2RitzManc in Manchester tomorrow is our biggest ever headline show. No record label. No booking agent. No publisher.
Hope this gives encouragement to all the DIY bands out there. Do it yer own way. Thanks to everyone who has bought a ticket. Eggs 1. Industry 0🙏

[The Tyre Extinguishers @T_Extinguishers]

Great to have this handy guide on how to deflate an SUV tyre from *checks notes* Avon & Somerset Police

[Kamil Galeev @kamilkazani]

Very good question. I would however separate it to two different topics:

1. Why was the Russian army so much overrated?

2. Why was the Ukrainian army so much underrated?

Let's try to briefly discuss both. This is far from a complete answer however🧵

https://t.co/Meyy6aDqsf