Joshua

Just tweeting my camera roll. I like to code too.

[ant @pcstandfor]

That flat ass be attractive idk

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

Who remembers how before HDMI cords we had to match the colours to the tv like you're defusing a bomb????😭😭😭😭😭

[amna ☆ @fa1rycre]

date idea: i stalk your twitter account in front of you and ask u to explain every single vague tweet u’ve ever made

[pattoune @leanfloat]

#goodmorning

[GUELZ @Gue1za]

No way my coworker just started stimming and said ᶜʰᵃˢᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ ᶜʰᵃˢᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ

[nommy @callmenommiee]

I applied to change my daughter’s name on her British passport. They said I’d have to change it on her Nigerian passport first.
I submitted a complaint asking them to share the policy that requires this. They approved the application immediately. Nonsense. Mtchew.

[graves.mp3 @GravedCoffin]

the chill pervert has sent you a message

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

all my dirty thoughts are pure because they involve you

[uu @um33m3]

i’m way too young to be this unhappy

[¿ @umlarp]

speak now or forever cope and seethe

[shaurya @shauseth]

do you think genghis khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights

[angel @angelshit]

Reading someone’s annotated book is more intimate than sex

[dreamgirl @giasm_]

i can’t believe cali niggas be killing each other under palm trees like that shit is so beautiful why are u doing this

[Jule @pissjulepod]

My boobs are big because that's where I store all my joy and whimsy

[hiroyuki @hiroyuki_life]

35歳。
実績は何もないけど、
パステルを描くことだけは続けられてる。

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

“How was work?” Never ask a victim how he was molested.

[Brooke Johnson @BrookeJohnsonVO]

Not only am I freshly 22 BUT I ALSO BEAT CANCER THE DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!! YAY!

[Kate😶‍🌫️ @katehqs]

I think one of the most heartfelt experiences in life is discovering that someone genuinely enjoys your presence. Not what you provide, Not your accomplishments. Just you, your thoughts, your energy, your existence.

[Bigg Kwacha 🥀 @bigg_kwacha]

If your mum ever had a provision shop, you don’t know what God has done for you…