Josh Green

Actor, writer, voice talent. I've probably watched that TV show. I know who was in that one movie. Enjoy the nonsense I'm about to spring into the world.

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

What’s the feeling called when out of nowhere it becomes overwhelmingly obvious that- “oh, I’m just a skeleton driving a meat suit?” 👀 Cause I just had that feeling. *shudder* Bodies are weird y’all.

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

@IamHoldenMargs Carly Rae Jepson, Britney Spears, Hanson, TLC, Ray Parker Jr., Williams Shakespeare

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

I miss songs from 2 years ago. Like “Call Me Maybe.” I remember jamming to hits like “Toxic,” or “MMMBop” when they came out RIGHT BEFORE QUARANTINE and now when I hear “Waterfalls” or “Ghostbusters,” or Beethoven’s 5th, it- oh my god how old am I does time just keep moving forw

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

New TikTok! Chipotle, “Driver’s License,” Olivia Rodrigo, lots of fun! Hope you enjoy. TikTok https://t.co/3afLEEBB7v

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

@niaIlshbw No joke, I look so much like Niall that I straight up thought your profile picture was a picture of me for a few seconds.

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

@ShawtyBiebsPL And now... for the seventeenth time... I have learned my lesson.

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

In case anyone needed more proof I’m an idiot, my computer crashed last night while I was revising the pilot I’ve been writing for weeks. And I realized I’ve ONLY been saving it... this pilot I’ve been working on nonstop.... as a PDF. #killme #justwriterthings #ohmygod #thanksme

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

@ShawtyBiebsPL Yes, an hour and multiple YouTube tutorials later and I’m back where I started, but the ten minutes of panic? That’ll be in my heart forever.

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

I had a dream last night. I spent it with a friend who hasn’t talked to me in five years. There was no moment where my brain went “This person hates you. What is happening?”

It’s so sad how our ghosts can visit us in the night, and when you wake up there’s no way to tell them.

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

New Office Vid on TikTok! My first Duet, hope everyone likes it!

https://t.co/5rhdSmMiB6

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

@FrancoG16567809 That’s awesome! I’m glad it was such an enjoyable experience for you, and I really appreciate your support. :) Have a killer day, Franco!

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

Hey, it’s still 2020. Brace yourself for December. Probably gonna find out about Lava Mosquitos.

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

I heard some people were sad because they can’t get onto TikTok, so here’s the newest Office Karaoke posted to Twitter! I hope you enjoy it! Tried some fun stuff. :)

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

Check out my new Office Karaoke video!

#dwightschrute #false https://t.co/wDVNhHecVA

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

Gonna post a new Office Karaoke TikTok later today, keep your eyes peeled! #dwightschrute

More fun videos can be found over on my TikTok page! Hope you like ‘em. Much love to all of ya.

https://t.co/7S4GUlA9xF

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

In case you forgot, you are valid and worth it. It’s ok if you didn’t accomplish everything. Don’t fret if you were slightly late. It’s not a bad thing to struggle.

It’s a hard time to be a person. But sometimes we just need reminding that we’re perfectly good as we are.
#BeKind

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

@TanishkaDRDZ I am so sorry! Maybe I’ll post it to twitter for those who can’t view it.

And much love right back your way!

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

New TikTok tomorrow at 9 a.m. EST!

BATMAN. A BAT-TUB.
And a BAT-TLE BAT-WEEN nemeses.

Maybe some Bat puns too...

If you haven’t checked out my page yet, please give it a look, I’d really appreciate the support! Thanks!

https://t.co/NFHEF5tUj9

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

I’m close to my first 50 followers over on my TikTok, so as a thanks for supporting me early, I’m gonna follow back every single one of my first 50! Check me out there! More OfficeKaraoke and Batman Diaries to come.

https://t.co/eemmExqpv2

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

@DaviLim41444761 That’s such a great compliment! :)

Thank you so much, made me smile.

[Josh Green @JoshGreenActor]

@AlexeyS88354357 man 💁‍♂️