Josh Wallace

Perfect Specimen

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

Number of Americans killed on battlefields in all wars in history:

1,396,733

Killed by firearms in the US since 1968:

1,516,863

(NYT)

[Josh Wallace @JoshLWallace]

Now Bannon can focus on what he truly loves: turning into The Fly.

[Zach Pugh @ZachPugh]

🎶I'm a Mitch, I'm a Taylor/I'm a Kyle and a Xavier/I'm a Richard, I'm a James/We all have the same names🎶

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Imagine if these people ever faced actual oppression.

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Trump is very, very specific when he wants to condemn someone - ask the Khans, Judge Curiel, Comey, his AG - his vagueness has a purpose.

[Josh Wallace @JoshLWallace]

NOT PICTURED:

Socks and Sandals.

#Charlottesville

[George Coffey - @[email protected] @GeorgeCoffey]

Bill Maher is like a treehouse, when you find it as a teen you think "this is so cool" but when you go back now, "wow, this is a hazard"

[Josh Wallace @JoshLWallace]

@Jarferama That's pretty "not PC" for a Libcuck like yourself. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Josh Wallace @JoshLWallace]

@Jarferama You think America is stupid dude??

[James Bruce @ComicJimBruce]

Jaws prequel: "We're going to need a boat."

[Josh Wallace @JoshLWallace]

When she don't text you back after you just buried her body.

[Biniam Bizuneh @biniambiz]

Guy: I had to pinch her butt your honor, It was st. patricks day
Judge: tru tru. case dismissed

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Do you think if someone explained to Trump that the meals themselves aren't on wheels, he'd be more likely to keeping their funding?

[Raj Desai @_rajdesai]

I think we should change the motto of The United States from "In God We Trust" to "Just Doin' Our Thang!" Who's with me?

[Josh Wallace @JoshLWallace]

I'm only 2,999 iPhones away from being able to afford healthcare!

#Chaffetz

[Josh Wallace @JoshLWallace]

"I would like to thank my lovely blue eyed wife. My white tigress. My creamy milk skinned honey. My computer paper-faced sweetie." #oscars

[Josh Wallace @JoshLWallace]

Eric Trump eating at Mar-a-Lago to the tune of Papa Roach:

🎶CUT MY STEAK INTO PIECES / THIS IS MY DAD'S RESORT 🎶

[Josh Wallace @JoshLWallace]

Yeah but are they flat like Earth???
#trappist1 7 Earth-Size Planets Identified in Orbit Around a Dwarf Star https://t.co/TxuPan1nTs