Josh Meyer

Allergen warning: May contain puns.

Follow Jesus, not me. But also me.

[Josh Meyer @JoshMeyer]

You okay, babe? You've hardly touched your Collie flower.

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Also add a Premium++ subscription to turn off all the animated profile pictures

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@WifiMoneyPlant They should have opened a daycare in Minnesota

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Is this true in your town?

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@IllegalBlood092 @cronyecologism @WifiMoneyPlant I'm still waiting for the Nick Shirley video where he visits daycares during nights and holidays

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@KnosGoes @WifiMoneyPlant $WHITE coin sounds too privileged, nobody would buy it

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@Finalshift14 @WifiMoneyPlant Rock solid business plan

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@mighty_varner this is saving me so much money

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Following the trend of posting my payouts.

Never deleting this app.

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@BobGolen *lies*

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Growing up, we were so poor we couldn't afford family portraits

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@Just_ebube You're contributing to a genocide of the types of people Jesus had compassion for

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@saltyspatron @StevePalazzolo_ So comfort. Much wow.

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Our parents knew more about AI than they led us to believe

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Did you get your tickets to the gum show?

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@TheBabylonBee the libs would never give up their crack

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"the talk"

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@eye95 Makes the annoying ones easier to find

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Also add a Premium++ subscription to turn off all the animated profile pictures

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Crazy idea: Let Premium+ users upload animated profile pictures and watch upgrades surge.