Local news outlets in the region flooded by Helene are producing indispensable service journalism. Right now the top stories on the Asheville Citizen-Times home page include "where to get gas, groceries, wifi, water" and "how to stay safe during boil water advisory"
It’s a testament to the resilience of New York City that it has survived under a succession of grasping, self-involved freaks who only saw the top executive job in the state (you heard me, Albany!) as a stepping stone to the national stage.
Charlie Brown says Lucy wants to humiliate him by pulling the football away while he’s in the act of kicking it. Mostly false.
While Lucy has always pulled the football away every time the two have found themselves in this scenario, Lucy says she probably won’t do it this time.
@meakoopa It can’t be the toilet in the hotdog shop in the East Village with the phone booth entrance to the speakeasy, it’s too spacious! Where oh where is this gem?
@southworth Paul, the title here is a great joke, but I feel it needs the right context. This is pretty late night style, but, “if JD Vance follows his predecessor I’m looking forward to his follow up memoir about his time as Vice President, “Hillbilly Effigy.”