Josh

A poor man's Jon Hamm, a lower middle class Ron Livingston. he/him

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@pomodrunkard

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@aedison Okay but what if he presses the button REALLY hard?

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

Local news outlets in the region flooded by Helene are producing indispensable service journalism. Right now the top stories on the Asheville Citizen-Times home page include "where to get gas, groceries, wifi, water" and "how to stay safe during boil water advisory"

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@meakoopa Well, that’s in my search history now.

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@pomodrunkard She WHAT?

[Mark Riedl @mark_riedl]

Tap the sign

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

It’s a testament to the resilience of New York City that it has survived under a succession of grasping, self-involved freaks who only saw the top executive job in the state (you heard me, Albany!) as a stepping stone to the national stage.

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@emm_a There will come a day, a beautiful day, when your children will both take shits and you won’t know about it. I promise you that day is coming.

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@pomodrunkard Worth the Google to find out what that meant! And yeah, he does tend to make one’s knuckles itch.

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@pomodrunkard “Okay, apartheid, horse-purchasing to cover up flashing an employee boomer.”

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@pomodrunkard A real “Okay, boomer.”

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

Charlie Brown says Lucy wants to humiliate him by pulling the football away while he’s in the act of kicking it. Mostly false.

While Lucy has always pulled the football away every time the two have found themselves in this scenario, Lucy says she probably won’t do it this time.

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@pomodrunkard The only good part of running for office.

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@meakoopa It can’t be the toilet in the hotdog shop in the East Village with the phone booth entrance to the speakeasy, it’s too spacious! Where oh where is this gem?

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@southworth Hey-o!

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@southworth Paul, the title here is a great joke, but I feel it needs the right context. This is pretty late night style, but, “if JD Vance follows his predecessor I’m looking forward to his follow up memoir about his time as Vice President, “Hillbilly Effigy.”

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@pomodrunkard An incredible burn!

[Josh @JoshOnInternet]

@emm_a Finally! Also I’m not on Insta, but we should talk about this book.

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@pomodrunkard Heard