Josh Parker

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man without a goal and I'll give you a stock clerk.

[Josh Parker @joshP_33]

I wasn't aware that the American flag had a political affiliation. https://t.co/oPujxcjPT0

[Josh Parker @joshP_33]

CANCUN ON 3! @Bengals

[Josh Parker @joshP_33]

Updated QB rankings:
#1. Patrick Mahomes
#2. Patrick Mahomes on 1 leg
#3. Joe Burrow

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Patrick Mahomes is the most talented quarterback ever, and with this one is he’s on pace to be the most winningest quarterback ever, too.

NEVER A GOTDAMN DOUBT

[Josh Parker @joshP_33]

BURROWHEAD

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Why do people say Herbert is good? Do they watch him? He sucks

[ParkersPix @ParkersPix]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!!

Gotta love March my friends and the only thing stronger than my picks are Yadi’s knees.#legend 🔥🔥💵💵

CBB
-UNC +5 (2u)
-Creighton +11.5 (2u)
-Providence -3 (4u)
-St Mary’s ML (5u)

And the Pujols Pipe Job🔥🔥🔥🔥💵💵💵🔥🔥
-Memphis +10 (25u)

LOVE

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Today is a DISASTER

[ParkersPix @ParkersPix]

Day 1 of March was a BAAANNNGGGEERRR! Hope everyone who tailed got themselves a nice steak dinner! Lovin the slate today, feeling like Wainwright in October #automatic

CBB
-Yale +16.5 (2u)
-Nova -15.5 (3u)
-Illini -8 (3u)
-ISU +4 (3u)

Pujols Pipe Job🔥🔥💵🔥💵
USC -2 (15u)!!!

[ParkersPix @ParkersPix]

Wanted to give back by helping you all earn some 💵💵💰💰💵💸

CBB
-UNC -4 (1u)
-UVM +4.5 (1u)

And my Pujols Pipe Job of the day is……

UCONN -6.5 (10u)!!!!

Let’s have Christmas in March baby RT and hit that follow button

💰💰💰

[Josh Parker @joshP_33]

The MLB has a fake Hall of Fame.

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

MLB’s all-time hits leader (Pete Rose), all-time HR leader (Barry Bonds), and all-time Cy Young leader (Roger Clemens) are all NOT in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

[Josh Parker @joshP_33]

@HunterWish Like bruh…the rules don’t matter if you get 1 stop with 13 SECONDS LEFT.

[Josh Parker @joshP_33]

People who have watched 1 football game ever be like

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fat Guy Touchdown is the sign of a shitpumping

[J B @JoelBrice24]

Never forget https://t.co/x64VLsfvv0

[Josh Parker @joshP_33]

@JoelBrice24 This never gets old

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

These are some tough tough flags

[Josh Parker @joshP_33]

.@maxhoma23 my guy @aaron_froski_6 has been working hard on his game. Thoughts on the improvements? Said he’d beat you in match play. Putter is nails

[Josh Parker @joshP_33]

@5Restock Got in queue 1 minute after your tweet and still at over an hour... not sure about this one

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

If I were a Defensive Coordinator I would always guard Tyreek Hill