Chafed Thighs

I enjoy tacos and my wife’s cheeks

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

Is anyone else sick of this bullshit? Paying for 50 different streaming services and I can’t watch sports.

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

Disaapointed dad trying to beat up his dumbass son.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Wow. The Dems are becoming self aware

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

I shoulda known it would be a landslide when the libs were trying to convince us that it’d be a “really tight one”

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

@ElonMuskAOC LETS GO BABY

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

@elonmusk @elonmusk we love you

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

I drank beer out of a vagina tonight.

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

Trying to make this taste better https://t.co/Iga1AbnqVY

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

Neither of my parents posted me on national sons day… the nursing home it is

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

@hulu turn down your god damn commercials

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

RIP Beyoncé!

[premirr @premirr]

Beyoncé died?!?

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

@lukecombs still haven’t found you

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

@lukecombs I came all the way from Wisconsin to see you. Trying to smash some Busch lite with you, wya

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

@DavidBakhtiari You fuckin animal

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

@jamieforeals I had a greasy VFW burger for dinner tonight, and let me tell you, I cannot turn off my butt faucet

[Lily Zhao @LilySZhao]

We need @DavidBakhtiari at every #Bucks game https://t.co/S1wvLfde69

[Chafed Thighs @JoshThiess]

“I think there are probably too many smart people pursuing Internet stuff,finance, and law.” “That is part of the reason why we haven’t seen as much innovation.”
#ElonMusk @elonmusk