Joshua Lostroh

I basically only tweet about TV and politics.

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I have to go back and rewatch the first 4 seasons but I think season 5 is the best season of #Fargo
Seriously fantastic season from start to finish. Really loved the ending.

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So I'm assuming that the latest ep of #ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia was an attempt at a #BlackMirror episode

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@elonmusk Close, but I think you mean that billionaires are morally wrong and dumb 💩

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Imagine you get a bag of M&M's and you shove a handful in your mouth only to realize that instead of chocolate on the inside there's raisins.

Just a dismal thought my mind came up with while eating trail mix. Idk why my mind imagined this horrible nightmare but I had to share.

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Every single person on the show sucks, they're all fucking awful. How did #HBO get me to care about them for 4 seasons?

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My only problem with the #SuccessionFinale is that everyone didn't just fucking die.

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Goddammit @TheGreatHulu why you gotta make me feel so hard?! I thought it was weird that everything seemed to be going so well these season

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@korydaya @TheGreatHulu @hulu Came here to say this. Is nobody else pissed about... well, you know, spoilers?

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Watching #Succession makes me really hungry.
#eattherich

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Watching Freaky Friday with Harley and everyone is so taken aback by Jamie Lee Curtis talking like a teenager, but I'm an adult and I talk like that

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As a mortgage broker I get emails every day from mortgage companies advertising their rates. Then I rewatched the episode of Angel where Doyle is making a video for Angel Investigations and says "our rats are low" and now that's all I hear every time I get a rates email

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@ksorbs We should all be able to write off the entire US military budget

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It's perfectly reasonable and healthy for me to eat an entire jar of tostitos cheese dip (with chips) as a nighttime snack, right? Because I'm a responsible adult

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@DougLovesMovies the presidential seal on the floor of the oval office has a bald eagle

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@riawritten Also make sure to check out portal 2 when you're finished and find someone else that hasn't played it for the multiplayer campaign. So great! They somehow managed to improve upon perfection.

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@pWoland Well this was a great joke that nobody appreciated

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@pwoland he and Jill Stein should run together...

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@ksorbs What the hell does this even mean? Do you think about things to make sure they make sense before you say/tweet them?

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I mean, what is wrong with getting your prostate checked a couple of times a week by someone who's not a doctor? Huh!? What's wrong with it!?

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I wish @FOXTV would pump out new episodes and seasons of @LEGOMastersFOX with as much vigor and speed as they produce @MaskedSingerFOX
Lego Masters is objectively 100x better and I could never get tired of it like I did after a season and a half of Masked Singer.