Josh Shamas جوش

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[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

“Sorry I was with my baba”

[💟 ᏦᏋᎩ ᏦᏋᎩ ᎷᎧᏁᎥᎤᏬᏋ 💟 @KeyKeytoMarz]

Greatest commercial EVER!!!

[gomi @parveen__tyagi]

He literally explained how to get unstuck in 30 seconds

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

@fuglyhotti Yeah I feel like if they’re consuming it, they’re lacking in areas and looking for an identity

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

This is the most loser take I’ve seen in a while.

Oh no Pierce Brosnans lobster is too buttery and steak too juicy.

He’s living the dream.

She was beautiful then and beautiful now.

God forbid a woman gets some meat on her remains stunning.

It’s just more to love baby!

[Steve @Loverism__]

Dear men, this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

@fuglyhotti 1

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

In the past 24 hours I buried 2 men that were important in my life. They changed my life in numerous ways. Todays my birthday & reflecting at the fact that I’m blessed to have been able to spend one more birthday in their presence even though they’re resting in heaven

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

@roryrune Me after someone trauma dumps on me:

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

@roryrune Those are 2 completely different logos. Prime example: if he had class he’d know it’s a limited edition Buc-ee's sweater. Lol

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

@roryrune It’s a status symbol, it shows class and sophistication.

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

@roryrune Seeing the Double shot pour in a clear glass mug just hits different when they’re made at home. It’s got a certain je ne sais quoi to it

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

@roryrune Go to Christmas party song?

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

@fuglyhotti Pro tip: play Step Brothers in the background, you’ll laugh the whole time lol

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

@roryrune What’s one gift you really need or want?

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

@fuglyhotti They’re trying to be like you. Greatness is greatness regardless of gender.

[Josh Shamas جوش @JoshyShamas]

@roryrune “Hey so sorry my friend called me and is having a mental break down, she just broke up with her boyfriend and really needs me. I’m sorry this happened so last minute. Let’s plan for later if possible”