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[eli 🕯✨ @nienna121]

“I had to smoke weed during pregnancy for my nausea” girl put down the weed down and go get some Zofran omg

[Dyke Dimmadome @Monalise_ah]

The only Nepo baby that seems like a whole separate celebrity

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

I’m in car insurance. Nobody’s getting their cars fixed. They’re cashing the checks and living with the damage.

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

They’re asking for a BACHELOR’S degree for admin and receptionist jobs now. That’s RIDICULOUS.

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

$100K a year isn’t enough to own a HOUSE now. That’s basically what $50K was 7 years ago.

[prin 𖤍 @velcrolezbo]

do not drive for uber if you have a vaping addiction and i’m sooo serious

[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

Dating is basically giving someone VIP access to your last nerve!! Like nobody can ruin your entire day quicker than the person you actually like 😭🫸

[pink pilates princess💗 @KUNTAKUNTY]

Yeah put me in your passenger seat with my hands tied and duct tape while you drive and finger me a lil bit

[$ @2000sphase]

Snooki & Keyshia Ka’oir on u-stream (2013) <3
#iconic #Cunt #YouJustHadToBeThere

[LV ★ @LV2DIE4]

Yall be horrible mothers to your kids but make sure you’re the best bitch to a nigga. PATHETIC!

[Mister @tahawahidahat]

We not out here trying to be relationship goals

[Jeff Nadu @JeffNadu]

I walked her down the aisle on her wedding day. My father passed away. I am the man of our family now.

[Spindia. @Voyage_To_India]

normalize asking a cheating nigga if he was touched on when he was little

[Chawanna @DrChaeEd]

Expecting teachers to work all day and then stay in the evenings to accommodate your schedule is crazy.

Take the morning off, ask to come in an hour later, or tell your child you can’t make it. Those are the options.

Just in case ppl don’t know, teachers are parents too.

[Beyoncé Killah @beyonce_killah]

You can tell she got no team anymore

[಄ @zkdculture]

mariah carey is so funny sometimes cause what do you mean she purposely made her label pay $2.5M for this music video as payback for what her ex tommy mottola did to her right before her contract was about to end with sony

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

If HR asks how old you are, never say:

I'm 25 years old.
I'm 35 years old.
I'm 45 years old.

Instead say:

[Monarchive @__sugarvenom]

Excuse me?!

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Love his messy ass

[🤲🏾 @JustZayy]

I’ll never forget I went out with a girl and she had 3 lemon drops and she replace the vodka w/ 1942, I was cursing her out in my head 😂😂😂😂