Joss

top notch unserious inner thoughts. you’re welcome.

[Joss @JossSaying]

@almondmilkhunni He got scammed out of $1500 trying to buy shoes from someone on twitter… when he sent the first $500, the person said they never received the money, so I told him to just report it as fraud, he told me I didn’t know how to deal with people and kept sending money…

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

ICE deport couple—leave their 2 dogs locked inside their home to die.

They were left without food or water for 1 whole week—until apartment manager went to check on the smell.

"Yes! This is ICE's fault!" said animal welfare guy.

"It is 1000% their responsibility to notify us."

If any law enforcement agency involved knows that there are animals at the scene—they are mandated reporters to animal welfare.

"Why are people coming out of left field to defend ICE in this situation?" he asks.

Incident occurred near Chicago, Illinois.

[jezz @JezziiB]

The World Cup fans falling in love with America aren’t in the places MAGA controls ... they’re in New York, LA, Seattle. Chicago, San Francisco, and Boston, the cities Republicans have spent a decade calling dangerous, godless hellholes that apparently the entire world wants to visit.

[Natania Marshall ✞ @NataniaMarshall]

So we arrested Maduro over a warrant, but Netanyahu is wanted in 124 countries and we’ve had him in the White House 6 times?

Make this make sense.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

If visible neglect is appearing even in the capital, the decline may be more advanced than people realize.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Corruption is so normal in the Trump Administration that officials don’t even get fired after being exposed for it.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Imagine if the United States spent $300B restoring the United States.

[goma @soigomaa]

Days without a billionaire saying something purely evil: 0

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Capitalism be like: “People aren’t going into debt when they’re sick and that makes me mad😡😡”

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The IDs needed to enter the Obama Presidential Center, buy a beer, or board a domestic flight are not accepted IDs under the SAVE America Act.

Republicans keep lying about this because if they told the truth, their base would never support it.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Happy Pride, New York City!

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I just found out that water is considered a human right in Ireland, and households don’t pay water bills.

Every country should be like that.

Water is a human right and always should be.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

For Sale!

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Shout out to Charlie Kirk for finally not saying anything racist on Juneteenth. What a turning point

[@chipgibbons.bsky.social @ChipGibbons89]

No noise, no yelling inside the unit.

Cop has his gun out before the dog ever gets out, announces, before the dog is out, and after waiving his gun around, "I ain't getting bit by that bro."

Clearly, looking to kill.

Put him in jail.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

GO, Team USA! We're still celebrating!

📺: World Cup on Fox

[Joss @JossSaying]

Ya dan pereza ustedes 🫪🙄😒

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A record high 25.2 million young adults now live with their parents.