Joulaks

Super belzeebub bah boom

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

@Wil2pac @Kokosaap @Layo_972 Trop bien . Joyeux anniversaire @Kokosaap

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO: “you cannot show me a task that is beneath me.”

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation."
I don't know what Agile means.
Nobody does.
That's why it works.

I make $425,000 a year.
To move sticky notes.
From left to right.
On a board.
The board is digital now.
The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.
Progress.

Day one, I said "we need to break down silos."
Everyone nodded.
Silos are bad.
I don't know why.
But destroying them is a career.
My career.

I introduced "squads."
Squads are teams.
But disrupted.
We disrupted the teams into teams.
Different names.
Same people.
Same problems.
But Agile problems now.
Agile problems are strategic.

A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing.
I said, "The mindset."
He asked what that means.
I said, "It's a journey."
He asked where we're going.
I said, "Toward agility."
He asked what agility means.
I pointed at the sticky notes.
They were moving left to right.
That's velocity.
We have velocity now.

The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work.
I said, "That's waterfall thinking."
Waterfall is bad.
Like silos.
I don't know what waterfall is.
But I know it's bad.
She stopped talking.
Waterfall accusations end conversations.

We had a retrospective.
In the retro, we discussed what went wrong.
Everything went wrong.
We put it on sticky notes.
Then we moved the sticky notes.
Into a column called "Parking Lot."
The Parking Lot is where problems go to die.
It's full.
We don't look at it.
That's agile.

Velocity is up 40%.
I defined velocity.
I also defined the points.
I also defined the stories.
We're crushing it.
At the things I made up.
To measure.
Ourselves.

The CEO asked for ROI.
I showed a chart.
The chart went up.
Charts should go up.
This one did.
I didn't label the Y-axis.
Nobody asked.
Leadership is confidence.

We do standups now.
Every day.
We stand.
For 45 minutes.
Standing is agile.
Sitting is waterfall.
My legs hurt.
But we're transforming.

The transformation is now "Phase 3."
Phase 1 was assessment.
Phase 2 was implementation.
Phase 3 is "continuous improvement."
Continuous means forever.
Forever means job security.
I'm very secure.

My contract was extended.
Three more years.
For "cultural impact."
The culture is confused.
But impacted.

Agile transformation isn't about being agile.
It's about transforming.
Continuously.
Toward more transformation.
The destination is the journey.
The journey is billable.

[Heefnoff @Heefnoff]

There is a whole separate SF6 community that just labs/competes with created characters and it’s honestly really cool

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

@LaChaineDeVic Surtout , d'où t'as eu ce hoodie?

[VIC @LaChaineDeVic]

Ce qu'on ne vous dit pas sur l'événementiel.

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

@WhiteBl4ck Moi je dis ca remplit la barre de MP plus que la barre HP. Bsahtek GG @WhiteBl4ck

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

Ca c'est le #mindset2025 JoJo style yare yare

[🥥NSxC | Kokosaap🥥 @Kokosaap]

Avec le #NSxC on s'attache à faire passer l'humain avant le reste et vous voir sourire, vous amusez et profiter tous ENSEMBLE durant l'évènement me fait penser qu'on a réussi notre mission sur ce #MINDSET2025 !

Prenez soin de vous et de vos proches ! 🧡
@7yen7na7 📸

Peace 🫂

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

@_NSxC Posssible de mettre mon nom sur l'affiche top8 #mindset25

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

@mrquarate Nani 320 yen pour un trailer de pain au chocolat ?

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

I just registered for MINDSET 2025 https://t.co/aLjHoorzVP #MINDSET25 via @startgg

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

Lets go pour le bro

[XFrame 🇲🇦 @FGC_XFrame]

History made 🇲🇦🔥
My homie @FRZ1X just became the first Moroccan player ever to reach TOP 8 at EVO!
What a moment for him, for our scene, and for the entire Moroccan FGC.
We’re witnessing history.
Proud doesn’t even begin to describe it. ❤️
#EVO2025 #FGC #Morocco

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

@Hurricane_FGC @StreetFighter @CapcomUSA_

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

@miya_zon0 Aussi Manga(manhwa pour les académiciens ) solo leveling >>>> anime

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

@RyanJosephHart Wario woods

[Perfect Fighting Game Shots @FGPerfectShots]

Ultra Street Fighter IV (2015)

[☀️🌻Annac&toujoursmoi🌻☀️ ☦️ 1/2 @Anna_C_moi]

#LouisSarkozy est un gosse pourri gâté qui veut faire de la politique comme papa...
Heureusement que le ridicule ne tue pas ...😩

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

@Slicer_FGC Sinon tu le chope et tu lemmenes manger un grec à bagneux vendredi soir

[Joulaks @Joulak_s]

@Slicer_FGC Il est mal seedé tu devrais contest