A Journal But Unhealthy And Worse

Artist ф Dad ф 26 ф 9.32 inches ф Facebook Dating Master ф High T ф Massive Moobs ф Gushy Bussy ф I respect Women to the best of my ability ф Sex Offender 🤷‍♂️

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shawty makin me wonder where all the time went

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Attention to any researchers from the lab in Wuhan:

Please please join my Secret Supervillain Society. I'm a huge fan of your work!

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Stop saying you "came out" as bisexual. You didn't come out, you speculated

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Mr. President, a second jar has just been inserted.

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A six inch penis is swinging under force F = mg. What is the period of its motion? Assume no balls.

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guys trump is going t o take big breakfast away from mcdonalds we have to do something drastic

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*my party enters the dungeon of despair but I am too terrified to enter its foreboding depths. They turn back to me, their unusually hesitant leader*
me: It's giving... pallid torpor. It's giving... sanguine delusion mama

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Let the one who casts the first stone please for the love of God cast the first stone already

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And I umm... Yeah. I think I Oop

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dude that was not very hunky OR dory

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abolishing the department of education (to forgive federal student loans)

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In loving memory of my late brother, Foad.

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@BumBoggy @KansasUberAlles As a Catholic, this would rock

The part of Kingdom Come: Deliverance where you just do prayers and daily routines as a monk is peak male fantasy

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Dune 2: Your Mom--Again

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For a near-enlightenment white boy like me, the sober world contains just as much transcedant joy as the drunk world does for many people. I see a street corner glistening with yesterday's rains, a pile of indiscernable trash decorating the sidewalk, and think "Hell yeah"

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Omg no it's not mine, I didn't order the dirty little chai noooo

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You know who serves cunt? Simon Cowell

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@ongobongo20 @bilbosfootcomb @IAm_Not_APerson I hope one day you understand that you are loved in your entirety and you realize you can stop saying things like this in order to fit in to some comfortable identity that you don't need to believe

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Seems he was too mad after all

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Respectfully your honor, that shit did not happen