Jersey Girl. Smart ass. Political junkie. Liberal. Bravoholic. Bookworm. Obsessed with my eyebrows. #BlackLivesMatter#Resistance ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ปโ๏ธ
@messedupfoods I never saw this. There was a fried chicken place near us that sold buckets of fries. My mom ordered a bucket of chicken and some sides. We got two buckets of fries instead.
Amazing essay โOn Girlsโ by a 19th century schoolboy, picked out by Mark Twain as the funniest (genuine) boyโs composition he has ever seen.
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@DudespostingWs This happened to my mom in a Dairy Queen. The manager had to use an axe to open the door. When she came out everyone inside clapped and when we got outside she said โI canโt come back here ever again !โ