#vss365
Dear Diary
Awkward date with astrophysicist.
Tried to lighten the mood by telling a meteor joke, but I could only remember one about a #comet.
It just didn’t have the same impact.
Then I tried telling him a chemistry joke.
Didn’t get the reaction I was hoping for.
#vss365#onyx
“Looks like you're enjoying that art set I bought you, Jo?”
“Very much, Aunty Flo. Look at this beautiful onyx pencil. I just used it to draw an entire mountain range from memory!”
“Is it to scale, dear?”
“No, it's just to look at!"
#vss365#wormhole
“What on earth have you done to your living room Aunty Flo?"
“I had a Black Hole installed, Jo. It's the latest trend”
"It definitely pulls the room together! I can see the mass appeal"
“Its nearly lunchtime Jo, would you open that can of wormholes for me?”
andrea gibson’s poetry is one of the few things that kept me together when everything felt meaningless. the world lost a beautiful spirit today and everyone should take the time to read their poetry if they haven’t already
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“Aunty Flo, this recipe calls for a scintilla of salt? What on earth is that?”
“ It's an old measurement, Jo. It means a speck, a smidgen, a soupçon, a shred, a spatter, a spot...”
“Oops, I probably shouldn't have added a spoonful then.”
#vss365#scintilla