Fake Lively🇲🇼

i’m really here to watch cute animal 🦔 videos.

[S @itsbrandyskini]

Declining an internship to Paris to spend the summer with your boyfriend is INSANITY.

[provocation is good for society @khanyisile]

we have so many well-intentioned delusions only we believe, just to belong. it’s all very ‘smile and wave honey’.

[The Architect @khalifarabiu]

Being called poor by Dangote isn't an insult, it's a fact 😭.
To a Giraffe every animal is short

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Enjoy prison, bitch

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇺🇸🇵🇸 BREAKING — Mamdani Fires Back:

“Netanyahu Is the Architect of a Horrific Genocide Against Palestinians.”

“His military just killed an 11-year-old boy in a 'safe zone' in Gaza”

[EMA @emadeyforyou]

Interviewer: “you’re the richest black man in the world, why do u still need much money”

Dangote: “the IPO we’re doing is for the poor, people like my driver, my cook, yourself, your wife, your kids😭😭😭

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

I Just Saw Witnessed Two Breathtaking Films In 24 Hours

Don’t You Ever Dare Tell Me Cinema Is Dying

Dear God Thank You 😭😭😭

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

lmfao boy I thought you was laid up in the ICU 😭

[۟ @ctrldove]

a lot of people in the qrts surprised by her code switching like this wasn’t her 9 years ago

[Phil A. O'Fish™ @fvguima]

friendly reminder that There Is No Ceiling Dose For Opioids If You're Dying Of Cancer

[JonathanBaileyFanclub1988. 🐝 @JBFanclub1988]

Jonathan 🍁🍂🍂Celebrity Sightings In London - September 21, 2026

[Bob Phondo @bobphondo]

We’re taking the scripture ya “as for me and my household..” too seriously😂

Anyway, I have a gift for you, a ticket for October 31st. DM me if interested, we’d like to have you there.

[Erimus @HeDontMakeNoise]

This man sabi cook ehn! 😂

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

“My driver, my cook, yourself..”

Dangote sef dey cook🤣

[Hunadi M @HunadiFlorah]

Once people know that you are a good person:

[Ochuko 🇳🇬 @NacksonD]

Even though I don’t know what it feels like to be a deadbeat father, I can tell you that a man can do all this and still be a deadbeat.

[C-MAC Daddy @PriYeah7]

Hot girl medicine advice that isn't clinical:
1. Get your tragus or your daith pierced before the stethoscope years
2. Make sure all your piercings are titanium so they can go in the MRI with you
3. Find hairstyles that aren't a ponytail so your hair doesn't fall out

[Oluwatobi @_tobyblush]

This thing where employees take pictures beside top firms’ brand logos, I can’t wait to do the same. Love it sm.

[AP @_aprilsimone]

as you get older you’ll realize it’s quite disrespectful.

[Imade. @ImadeIyamu]

Please be a student of your industry, whatever that is. Its history, present & future.

If you’re passionate about something, you should be genuinely curious about it.