Kat

“One of the good gays”

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

Apparently the real difference between regular mascara and waterproof mascara is that I’m allergic to waterproof mascara

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

Smells like a goddamn kid cuisine in here

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

Bakery quality blackberry muffins

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

Who the hell brings leftover boiled crabs to work and then microwaves them in the break room

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

Now very impatiently waiting for the new Rise Against album

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

I have to go to a meeting about how I skipped a meeting

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

Sold a king cake today, that’s a hell yeah brother

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

What part of “let me finish my lunch first” don’t these people understand

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

I have to take a course teaching me how to crimp cables

I’ve been the person teaching people how to crimp cables for like a year

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

Ngl I really thought they were overhyping the snow predictions

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

First of the season

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First entry into the king cake throwdown showdown 2k25 incoming

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

Why it smell like good ass spaghetti tho

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

@bleekmajeek Hey be nice, he started from the bottom after all… as a beloved Canadian child actor

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

I just keep making drinks and baking while referencing the “baking extravaganza” while my roommate sighs and repeats the word “extravaganza”

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

This was far too meta for my workplace but I had a great time

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

Dressed up as this for Halloween, complete with conspiracy wall, and it’s my favorite costume to date

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

@bleekmajeek Absolutely

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

Dressed up as this for Halloween, complete with conspiracy wall, and it’s my favorite costume to date

[Kat @Joyrider_5]

@bleekmajeek Imagine if instead of Joker 2: The musical, they made Morb 2: The Morbsical… profits off the charts. Some might even say UNDER the charts