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[J.J. Abbott @jjabbott]

Genuinely impressive. @PAGOP gonna have their work cut out for them.

[J.J. Abbott @jjabbott]

Someone needs to send out a search boat for Valerie Gaydos

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[IGNORING THAT THE RAIDERS ARE 2-11 ENTIRELY] birds are back.

[JZ @JoyZug]

Glinda Upland:

[Kyle Pagan @KylePagan_]

I am not having as much fun as I did in the first half

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Defying gravity

[JZ @JoyZug]

GO BIRDS

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Mood:

[Doug Analytics @Doug_Analytics]

Nick Sirianni threw this challenge flag 31.415 mph, per @NextGenStats. The flag travelled 36.329 air yards, the furthest thrown flag since 2016. The flag reached the end zone in 1.712 seconds, resulting in a 73.617% chance of the flag being noticed.

[JZ @JoyZug]

@slizafish Loveeeee

[JZ @JoyZug]

Go birds

[JZ @JoyZug]

Go Birds

[sean kitchen @pennslinger]

FanDuel doing what Pennsylvania Senate Republicans can't, or won't, do.

Three cheers for disaster capitalism.

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

We wouldn’t need FanDuel is we had Republican state senators who bothered doing their jobs.

National embarrassment. #walkfortransit #fundmasstransitPA

[Creator Congress @CreatorCongress]

Your organization could have been a substack.

[Kush ❤️‍🔥 @kush07_]

wake up taylor swift is acting like the zodiac killer again

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

great time to be an unemployed insomniac!

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Posted at 12:12 on the 12th. ❤️‍🔥 Tay’s 12th album is called…………

pre pre-order now at https://t.co/oGYV230otf

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Taylor's about to do a f*cking podcast!

NEW EPISODE WEDS 7PM ET