casey

they/them fatale. non-binary. mediocre sportsperson for @SohoFC. 'tired, hungry and dehydrated on purpose'.

[casey @jp__casey]

the chargers are not aware that receivers shorter than six feet exist. #NFLDraft

[casey @jp__casey]

absolutely love the seahawks draft. #NFLDraft

[casey @jp__casey]

the flyin' campbells are all in on the flyin' and the campbell parts. #NFLDraft

[casey @jp__casey]

mildly annoyed that the packers didn't continue to annoy rodgers by taking a receiver in the first round. #NFLDraft

[casey @jp__casey]

the lions are simply planning to win every game 49-45 and i'm so here for it. #NFLDraft

[casey @jp__casey]

we're all racing to publish our Positional Value In The Draft takes that we saved to drafts about two months ago. #NFLDraft

[casey @jp__casey]

can't believe pete didn't take drew sanders tbh. #NFLDraft

[casey @jp__casey]

i am now a fan of demeco ryans in particular. #NFLDraft

[casey @jp__casey]

demeco ryans spits in the face of your silly non-verbal reasoning tests. #NFLDraft

[casey @jp__casey]

my meticulously-constructed mock draft remains intact. #NFLDraft

[casey @jp__casey]

"you need people to do stuff" - tony romo. #CINvsKC

[casey @jp__casey]

you know, i can't help but think that this multi-billion dollar industry should have better officiating than Some Dudes With Whistles. #CINvsKC

[casey @jp__casey]

can't help but feel that the bengals have The Momentum. #CINvsKC

[casey @jp__casey]

vital to avoid that much-ballyhooed Double Dip either side of halftime for the kansas city offense. #CINvsKC

[casey @jp__casey]

huge stand from the bengals defense. #CINvsKC

[casey @jp__casey]

andy reid has discovered the fourth down, the rest of the league is fucked. #CINvsKC

[casey @jp__casey]

guys i'm starting to think this bengals offensive line might struggle today. #CINvsKC

[casey @jp__casey]

nfl players learn to make rugby passes challenge. #CINvsKC

[casey @jp__casey]

i no longer have as many postseason sacks as chris jones. tough day for me. #CINvsKC

[casey @jp__casey]

if devonta smith does that that's a catch. #CINvsKC