John Palermino

I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating cereal, and I remember thinking 'Wow! You're ridiculously good looking, maybe u could do that for a career'

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@PardonMyTake How did nobody take “Semester Abroad”

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@TheBradOwen Confirmed 5 million chip stack at end of day

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@BarstoolBigCat OT was guaranteed, then I remembered it was the Bears

[Brad Owen @TheBradOwen]

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[John Palermino @JPal11]

@TheBradOwen I didn’t expect to win this based on my submission versus others (all of you are so creative!) but it still stings nonetheless. Hoping run good to all the vloggers

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@TheBradOwen Maybe my time will come. Just waiting for the opportunity and this was my best shot. We don’t get many opportunities for Poker in Colorado. no major tour stops. no online poker, etc. Never will I win a random drawing haha that’s for sure.

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@TheBradOwen Idk why I’m so nervous to hear the vlog results. Want it so badly but understand there’s more creative people than me.

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@TheBradOwen Hey @TheBradOwen just wondering if this uploaded correctly last week. I’m not a tech savant haha when will winners be announced? Thanks in advance.

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@TheBradOwen Hope you enjoy my first ever vlog and attempt at iMovie. Getting it down to 60 seconds was difficult! Hoping to be able to show you the outtakes some day haha

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@JediModi This guy is on fireeee

[Matt Modi @JediModi]

Had the best night of my life tonight, a recap:

- Stafford 300+ Passing Yards +168 ✅
- Dak 300+ Passing Yards +168 ✅
- Jones Anytime TD +130 ✅
- Montgomery Anytime TD +100 ✅
- Fox o28.5 points +120 ✅
- Harden u8.5 Assists +118 ✅
- A. Gordon 15+ Points +110 ✅

7 +money bangers between NBA & NFL, AND I hit two separate parlays for +513 and +1441

Just incredible. Idk what to do with my hands

[WPT Global @wpt_global]

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[John Palermino @JPal11]

@ChipotleTweets “Win or lose you can only play once?” Where was that in the rules? Going to eat at Qdoba, go f yourself.

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@TheBradOwen Congrats wow what a final table

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@john_keim @john_keim your Espn article on this says we lost to the Raiders last season…

[John Palermino @JPal11]

Hey @elonmusk asking for a friend…why don’t you put solar panels on houses closest to the sun? #leadville #Colorado

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@whoisjwright You seem like a nice guy but you’re acting like just another puppet for Dan. Please do better by proving you’re not one.

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@marchmadness @CBS do you mind zooming out a bit so we can see the arch of the ball? TV angle is brutal. #MarchMadness2021 #MichiganBasketball #FloridaSt

[John Palermino @JPal11]

@instagram account got hacked. Can you help me? because your website cannot. The hacker obviously changed my account email/username/password. Reset password goes to their email. Cant change password because my old one doesn’t work anymore. Please help, thank you.