Jordan Palmateer

UK basketball tweets and other misc. things

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

@SunlessKhan 1. The player in chat saying “this rank is terrible” who’s also in the same rank.
2. When the mid boost and back boost get taken when you kick-off.
3. Missing an open net to win or tie the game with no time left on the clock and you cry at night thinking about it.

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

Just watched Return to Space on Netflix. @elonmusk if you see this, I call shotgun on the first commercial trip to space.

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

All I see anymore.

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

@tedcruz And you care about the constitution so much as you object to certifying the election. Got it. At least your constituents will support you after this right?

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

@Tashh_point_oh @McDonalds First ice cream machines and now this.....

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

This dude is literally insane.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

Game winner!

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

Last one for the night

@gifyourgame @RocketLeague

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

I guess I’ll just post my clips to Twitter.

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

This app makes my shots so much cooler.

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

CLIP THAT!

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

@kkendall32 @CrypticNoOne @MicahDraper1 Lmao that’s amazing

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

@kkendall32 Deep thoughts. That, and the butterfly filter. I don’t think I saw a non filtered pic when those things were poppin.

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

Do people still use the dog filter on Snapchat?

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

I go Christmas shopping and end up buying myself more stuff than anything.

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

@kkendall32 @MicahDraper1 Bro he’s got CTE so it’s like mashed potatoes up there

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

There is a twitter handle that translates all of Antonio Browns tweets because they don’t make any sense at all. Lmao what a time to be alive @MicahDraper1 @kkendall32

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

@MessengerMan2

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

Daaaang not Juice WRLD!

[Jordan Palmateer @Jpalmateer]

@kkendall32 Bro they deliver all the way out there now?