J Parks

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When you decide to rock the #larry2parlay 🐠🐠 @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease

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@PFTCommenter [boomer voice] CJ Stroud of Turin struggling with tight coverage

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@TheNBACentel

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@PFTCommenter I’m on a mission to try to find this rap that I wrote in the Komments back in 2014. Failed by the way back machine RIP KSK Long live the Kommenters

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@BattleRapBum You in the worst state / extinguish ya flame like it’s a birthday / arms reachin, this Stephen: a Smith will end ya life on the FIRST TAKE

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@BoobenOG I believe the Winston-Salem Dash can rise to the occasion…

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@BattleRapBum Heaters blow / squeeze the fo’ / when I grip the steel it ain’t cuz my thetans low!

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@barstoolsports

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@GreatestTrek @TheJLeigh Kobol’s sake, Boxey, eat your frakkin toast already 🙄

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@iamMikeP_ I’ll land shots, light your lamp with a tall beam / he like Uptown Girls, he a ball fiend / but I’m a crowd pleaser, pull up in the Downeaster / Alexa, why should Joel hail all steam?

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@iamMikeP_ (Frak voice) Kendrick knew @iamMikeP_ would try to discredit this bar, so he baked in another layer. “Joel Hale Alsteem” is also a shot at the patron saint of Long Island, Mr. Billy Joel. But Joel knows a thing or two about bars…

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@iamMikeP_ If it WAS an intentional name mashup to reference both, why not just go with the much cleaner “Haley Joel Osteen”? Otherwise, it’d be a harder punch to just say the one name right and go: “…Osment / off him” 🤷‍♂️

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@NasaMcmahon I’m MISTER BELDING 🛟🔔

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@CBSNews

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@DIZASTERBANNED What your life like? While you was pickin crops, tryna master the wheel / we was slinging rocks - in a asteroid field! / while your planet was primordial, igneous rocks and some other dirt…/ we birthed ya, Panspermia / THAT MEAN WE NUTTED ON YOUR MOTHER, EARTH 👽👾🛸

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@PeterBolac @NCStateBar @FoodBankCENC 🟢!

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@mattlieb @VinceMancini https://t.co/8L9zhWDjHh ‘sloyke, a ree-owe dahk suit, loike, dress up ‘a go to a Mow-widge Pah-ee, or loyke a dead guy sir-emmany, loyke where blokes go inna grayound, but still, loyke, fashion, ya know?

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@PeterBolac @CollinsworthPFF @AaronRodgers12 @NBCSports

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@VinceMancini

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@PeteAbe I was there! Think he threw a pitch behind Andre Dawson. Fans were chanting for him while he warmed up in the visitors pen.