J.P.I. Benítez Irún

Sine libris cella, sine anima corpus est

[Leo Panno 🇱🇻 @leopanno]

Como vas a definir una clasificacion en un mundial eliminando a Alemania con Neuer en el arco?
Aura total que solo tienen los ganadores, los campeones, los recampeones.
Estas demente Canale.
Lanus y Paraguay, siempre ♥️

[Terreno Viral @terrenoviral]

La Cobra, delante de 100.000 espectadores y eufórico como pocas veces le hemos visto, se queda sin voz al celebrar el penalti decisivo del paraguayo Canales que deja a Alemania fuera del Mundial. 🇵🇾

“LES AVISÉ QUE ALEMANIA SON CAGONES. LES AVISÉ QUE ALEMANIA PERDÍA CONTRA PARAGUAY Y NADIE ME CREÍA. YO LO SABÍA.”

[Pablo Giralt @giraltpablo]

"Cuando nació Lauti, Orlando vendió su ropa, sus botines y hasta la camiseta de la Selección Sub-20 para afrontar los gastos", contaba la esposa de Orlando Gill.

Hoy, el arquero es el héroe de Paraguay 🇵🇾: fue figura en los 120' y en los penales para eliminar a Alemania 🇩🇪

[Santi Carneri Tamaryn @SantiCarneri]

Se cae Asunción!!! Qué partidazo!!! Vamos Paraguay!!!

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

#OJOALDATO - Paraguay 🇵🇾 es la PRIMERA selección que le gana una tanda de penaltis a Alemania 🇩🇪 en TODA la historia de la Copa del Mundo. Alemania no perdía una tanda de desempate en una competición oficial desde hacía 50 años (Euro 1976), pero los huevos paraguayos son legendarios.

[Ale Benitez @AlejandroBnz]

EL MEJOR ARQUERO DEL MUNDIAL

El FIFA Power Rankings ubica al guardameta paraguayo, Orlando Gill, como el líder del ranking de “Defensa en la portería”, con una puntuación de 8.29, siendo el arquero mejor valorado por su capacidad para proteger el arco, dominar el área y transmitir seguridad.

Además, Gill ocupa el octavo lugar en la categoría “Con la posesión del balón”, con 6.61 puntos, consolidándose como una de las grandes figuras de la Albirroja en la fase de grupos.

[El Sensei @F_Memete]

Nagelsmann: dirige a Alemania selección multicampeona 800 millones de euros en plantilla *se elimina*
Alfaro: voy a poner a Canale de central y que patee el último penal *se clasifica*

[Peñargrol @CAPArgento__]

esta manuel neuer en cancha y aun asi el mejor arquero del partido es el de san lorenzo. LA COPA DEL MUNDO.

[Termontiel @Termontiel_]

La Paraguay del arquero de San Lorenzo, el central de Lanús y el 9 de Independiente le gana a Alemania

Este Mundial de los milagros para mi confirma la teoría de que Mbappe en la cancha de Olimpo no la toca.

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

Paraguay sacó un empate a Alemania con esto JAJAJAJAJA es cine 🚬

[Pollismo @PollismoPostin]

Es el 5 de Lanus contra jugadores estrellas en Europa, no puede ser para tanto

Canale cada vez que ve acercarse un Rubio pankesu:

[blacksaid @ianquesnel]

Canale está jugando como si fuera una Copa Py o Copa Argentina. Lo esta anulando a Sané y Havertz como si fueran Junior Marabel y Elvio Vera. Me emociona, carajo. Y eso que todavía no se vino su gol y posterior festejo con su ky’acha cabellera.

[Fred Lambert @FredLambert]

Elon Musk: No one can name the kids I killed with my decision.

Journalists name dozens of kids who died directly from the results of Elon and his team killing vital programs that he described as fraudulent.

Elon Musk: crickets...

We can debate whether the US should be paying for those programs, but to act as if a sudden cut of the funding of programs that directly brought critical medicine to millions of people doesn't result in deaths is ludicrous.

Elon bragged about "feeding those programs to the wood chipper." He needs to shoulder the consequences. Your decision resulted in kids dying. Period.

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

Odd. No response from @elonmusk.

Actually, not odd at all. Elon tends not to engage when actual facts are introduced to the bullshit he spews.

[Zeteo @zeteo_news]

The Treatment of Iran’s World Cup Team Exposed the West's and FIFA's Double Standards

“Iran’s football captain was asked about LGBT rights. So, why then wasn’t the U.S. team captain asked about the U.S. bombing of the girls' school in Minab?”

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

.@elonmusk says that no one can name a person who died from his aid cuts. In fact, I've met the kids who are dying, and I've talked to the families who lost children. In my columns, I've cited many, many names of people who have died because of Musk's aid cuts. A few examples:
*Yamah Freeman was a 23-year-old woman who died in childbirth because Musk cut funding for the diesel for ambulances in her part of Liberia. She couldn't get to a hospital and died as people were carrying her there. I talked to her parents and sister in their village.
*Gbessey Kiadu, age 1, died of malaria because of his cuts to malaria medication in Liberia. I talked to his mom in her village.
*Ibrahim Koroma, an infant, died of AIDS in Sierra Leone after he interrupted HIV supplies. I talked to health workers who cared for him.
*Achol Deng was an 8-year-old girl with HIV in South Sudan who died when Musk cut funding for the health care worker who provided her medicines. I talked to the healthcare workers.
I could go on and on. In almost every village you go to in South Sudan, Uganda, Liberia, Sierra Leone or other countries I reported in, you find people dying because of aid cuts. I challenge Musk: Come with me on a reporting trip, and we'll talk to these moms and dads, and you'll see the dying children themselves. I think if you see the kids whose lives are at stake, maybe you'll change your mind.

[The Cradle @TheCradleMedia]

Leaked emails expose Jeffrey Epstein and Ehud Barak using Israeli mercenaries to plunder minerals across Africa
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Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak coordinated closely with Jeffrey Epstein to secure oil, gas, and mineral resources across Africa following his resignation as defense minister in 2013.

According to leaked Gmail files and US Department of Justice documents reviewed by Drop Site News, Epstein helped package privatized Israeli intelligence and surveillance infrastructure for sale to foreign governments. To expand this business footprint, Barak drew on his lifelong intelligence connections, including former Mossad chief Danny Yatom and his private military firm, Global Strategic Group.

Classified proposals within the leak reveal that Yatom’s firm deployed an elite, Israeli-trained special operations unit to train Congolese state forces in the mineral-rich eastern regions of the Democratic Republic of the Congo

This military intervention helped counter the March 23 Movement rebel alliance during the 2012 to 2013 war. The battlefield stabilization immediately opened direct investment channels for Epstein’s network, who leveraged Barak’s military credentials to pursue lucrative resource concessions with Congolese leadership and engage in privatized sanctions diplomacy.

The resource scramble has intensified in 2026 as tech titans seek Congo's coltan and lithium deposits to fuel the artificial intelligence boom. In response, Kinshasa has partnered with the US and UAE to launch a 100 million dollar mining paramilitary force to counter Chinese dominance

Despite Washington's denials of funding the mine security force, private contractors like Blackwater founder Erik Prince's Vectus Global have arrived alongside Israeli advisers to train Congolese battalions, continuing a decades-long pattern of foreign exploitation.

[Black @LilithBlack25]

There's one one reason why Leopold II isn't considered as evil as Hitler

[Rakesh Kumar @Rakeshhkumaar]

“Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter.”

-African Proverb

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

You are not the victims.