John Paul Bruce

College hoops enthusiast. Go Heels

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@Son_ImSleep Have you ever watched him play basketball

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@C_Reilly5 “Shaq and curry off the bench” ok bro

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@_jayskiii4 @ABlueBanana123 @OfficialDomNBA Well those are some of the starters he had on his team

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@ABlueBanana123 @OfficialDomNBA Yea you’re right, he shoulda let smush Parker, Ron artest, and Andrew Bynum shoot more shots. Definitely rather them shoot than Kobe

[Carolina Baseball @DiamondHeels]

Region of death for 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 🗣️😂

#GoHeels

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@ArtFehler @OfficialDomNBA There’s been like 4 60 point playoff games in the history of the league dude

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@WhiteHouse Unserious administration

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@LoveWorn_0x0 @jeremyct Sounds like something that shouldn’t be my problem

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@PlugLifeHoops @GrantHDowling You are fucking stupid, look how many points he has

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@KarlWeb53735160 @Bitcoin_Teddy 🍪?

[Rattlesnake @RattlesnakeTex]

North Carolina fast food nationalism

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

Give me the only four time first team all American

[Red Delicious @SeizeTheNae]

Who was better in college:

Christian Laettner or Tyler Hansbrough?

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@SRkeste90798 He definitely is

[Joe - Young Anglican ⚓️ @Young_Anglican]

I bring a sort of early 2000s uncontroversial patriotism to the function that makes the increasingly polarized modernity uncomfortable

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@NEEZY63 This dude fucking sucks and can’t rap

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@bomberjacket5 @2WayMaxi At Carolina he was, which was the criteria

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@bomberjacket5 @2WayMaxi He did that at ucla, he was awful for Carolina

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@bomberjacket5 @2WayMaxi You’re thinking of Kendall Marshall, Larry drew definitely did not lead the nation in assists

[John Paul Bruce @JPBruce23]

@bomberjacket5 @2WayMaxi The team got infinitely better when Larry drew quit