JP

ニュースはひどいですね。
ラーメンをもっと食べましょう。

[JP @JPCanCon]

It’s been a minute.

Shall we begin?

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

How do you even explain Italy to someone who’s never been there? 🇮🇹✨

[JP @JPCanCon]

Comparing Mackenzie Scott to Lauren Sanchez is like comparing Steph Curry to a pigeon.

[Jesus Osorio. @jesus_osorior]

Imagínate tener un valor de 239.000.000.000 de dólares y que esa sea tu chica ☠️

[JP @JPCanCon]

SPOILER! Here’s the #UFC328 decision. Well fought.

Yes, there’s sportsmanship (eventually). @KChimaev @SStricklandMMA

[Springer For MVP @UNCstillgot_it]

👀

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

I’m not trying to flex on being a great Christian or anything but I have never in my life had to explain that the golden statue I was worshipping was technically not a calf so you can’t get mad at me

[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

Long after I’m gone… remember, people — you can’t get in a fight with a robot ump.

This is American exceptionalism.

[JP @JPCanCon]

@sarbrajskahlon It was something.

[Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch]

Vua @TorontoStar: "I went home to the heartland of Alberta independence. Even after covering Donald Trump for 10 years, I was still terrified by what I found."

https://t.co/nUZNWhurgw

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

Addison Barger just nailed the runner at home with a 101.2-mph throw from the outfield. #BlueJays

[JP @JPCanCon]

Huh. An unauthorized gun gets through the most secure place in Trump’s #USA?

I’m not blindly assuming TV Trump was the intended target. The man has undeniably made the media targets for his departments and acolytes.

Thoughts and prayers, America.

[Josh Rogin @joshrogin]

Video of the scene inside the WHCD

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

On LEGO videos, this woman is not wrong. 😳👇

[JP @JPCanCon]

Aside: You can’t spell “Lego” without “ego”. #TACO

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Trump just extended the ceasefire so enjoy this Taco Tuesday.

[Cheri @Cheriseajbof]

He should be an athlete 🏃‍♂️

[JP @JPCanCon]

Yup, @DaveChappelle speaks for - and understands - that silent majority.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Dave Chappelle on how Trump is doing as president: “You’re joking right? Nobody wants to feel this way. I don’t think anybody wanted a war. They definitely didn’t wanna arguably lose one. The presidency is no place for a petty person. Being a president seems like an opportunity to be a very unifying force and I feel like perhaps he’s squandered that opportunity, to put it lightly”

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

This camera angle is unreal 😍

[JP @JPCanCon]

@NBA And he didn’t travel (unlike some megastars). Wow. Just wow.

[Greg MacEachern @gmacofglebe]

Now that the Premier is going to sell his new jet (there’s a lesson there folks, hold onto the receipt) how awkward it becomes for those who defended the purchase.

[JP @JPCanCon]

@JeffPassan Mets.

[JP @JPCanCon]

@80sWrestling_ And XXX