Julia

MSN, RN 💉• bears. beets. battlestar galactica

[Julia @JPfetz4]

“Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever."

- Michael Scott

[Julia @JPfetz4]

There are so, so many things I would rather do than go to the dentist

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

“If you’re not gonna do anything, then get out of the way, so some of us at the very least, can try.”

[Julia @JPfetz4]

20’s: buying a new forever 21 outfit for every event

30’s: buying new matte black appliances to DIY your home

[Julia @JPfetz4]

Flat sheets are:

[Julia @JPfetz4]

I love seeing everyone’s #Spotifywrapped 🥺

music is just the best 👏🏻

[Julia @JPfetz4]

@crustbucket17 I just snorted out my water thank you this hit home so hard

[Julia @JPfetz4]

That time of year where there is not enough chapstick in the world for these lips my god

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest Thanksgiving:
⊂_ヽ
　 ＼＼ope, ‘scuse me
　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
　　　 >　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼just gonna sneak
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ
　　/　/
　 /　/|
　(　(ヽ
　|　|、＼right past ya
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
ノ )　　Lﾉ
and grab more turkey and stuffing

[Julia @JPfetz4]

@tine_angela Wait these turned out SO GOOD

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Anyone else stay up past their bedtime because they don’t want to move their dog(s)

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@PatrickKuzara “A man of mild upper lip” 🥲💀💀💀

[Julia @JPfetz4]

I currently work for a not-for-profit hospital. If politics are seen within the walls of the hospital, they are immediately subjected to enforced taxation.

Tax the sh*t out of this church ok

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

The Q-Anon crowd is at televangelist John Hagee’s Cornerstone Church in San Antonio.

They are chanting, “Let’s Go Brandon” from the church pews.

[Julia @JPfetz4]

Chris: “going to Culver’s do you want anything”
Me: “no but I’ll probably eat some of your fries”
Chris: “…so I should get another small fry”
Me: “ya”

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This woman is clipping her nails off into her purse at the hair salon 2020 did a lot to people

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If you had “white tears” on your bingo card this week u win

[Cathy Russon @cathyrusson]

#KyleRittenhouse - As Rittenhouse begins to describe Rosenbaum running toward him, he breaks down on the stand. The judge had to call for a 10 min break. @LawCrimeNetwork

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@CJMatthews25

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Is 7 PM too early for bed or

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@bartstation I did not even think of that when I wrote it but GREAT CATCH

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Chris Pratt is easily the worst of the Chris’s no cap