Scumbag Philly

[Scumbag Philly @Jphilly2]

FUCKING BONKERS NIGHT

[Nur Dogan @nurdogandiyorki]

That’s the reality!
#FIFA

[Scumbag Philly @Jphilly2]

Know what, maybe just maybe…

The outside world needed the North American World Cup experience.

Welcome to America friends, live it up 😂

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The entire city of New York is singing Empire State of Mind. Incredible.

(via @TrindonHo11iday)

[🕸️ @recreatings]

NIGGA WTF GOIN ON IN NEW YORK

[Scumbag Philly @Jphilly2]

USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

[RT @RT_com]

'KICK ISRAEL OUT OF FIFA!'

Protesters in Toronto rally against Israel’s participation in international football competitions

[Scumbag Philly @Jphilly2]

Who the fuck thought this clown deserved a place up there.

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Alexi Lalas calling James Corden a “f*cking wanker.” live on TV is amazing 😂👏

[B @utdbrxy]

Congrats on living long enough to see another World Cup and RIP to all those we lost along the way

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

I haven't seen Jerry Seinfeld that happy since Israel bombed a tent camp

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Jerry Seinfeld was asked to drop a Free Palestine after the Knicks game.

"It doesn't exist.”

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Scumbag Philly @Jphilly2]

Holy fuckin shit.
I can’t even remotely be a salty Cavs fan.
This Knicks team.. hats off

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This was Paraguay’s send off ahead of the World Cup

The SEC has 24 hours to respond

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

In the space of a week we've had:

• Slot sacked
• The Gabriel penalty miss
• Dumfries signing for Madrid
• Iraola getting announced.

I've not had a week like this in football for a while. I have my love back.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid over $4 a gallon for gas today, I thought to myself, “Thank god the reflecting pool is bigger than skyscrapers.”

[Scumbag Philly @Jphilly2]

Let’s gooooooo

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

"I want to become one more of you." ✊

[Scumbag Philly @Jphilly2]

Oof that’s rough

[T/R Football @Trfootballx]

���� ESPN has named the Top 25 athletes of the 21st century.

1. 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi
2. 🇺🇸 Michael Phelps
3. 🇺🇸 Serena Williams
4. 🇺🇸 LeBron James
5. 🇺🇸 Tom Brady
6. 🇨🇭 Roger Federer
7. 🇺🇸 Simone Biles
8. 🇺🇸 Tiger Woods
9. 🇯🇲 Usain Bolt
10. 🇺🇸 Kobe Bryant
11. 🇷🇸 Novak Djokovic
12. 🇪🇸 Rafael Nadal
13. 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo
14. 🇺🇸 Stephen Curry
15. 🇺🇸 Katie Ledecky
16. 🇺🇸 Tim Duncan
17. 🇺🇸 Shaquille O’Neal
18. 🇺🇸 Patrick Mahomes
19. 🇬🇧 Lewis Hamilton
20. 🇺🇸 Aaron Donald
21. 🇺🇸 Diana Taurasi
22. 🇨🇦 Sidney Crosby
23. 🇺🇸 Kevin Garnett
24. 🇩🇴 Albert Pujols
25. 🇺🇸 Floyd Mayweather

[Scumbag Philly @Jphilly2]

@derbymike24 🤣🤣

[Scumbag Philly @Jphilly2]

Why is the Arthur theme song playing at work??

[Scumbag Philly @Jphilly2]

@PabloTorre didn’t know you was a soccer guy like that

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Liverpool have reached a verbal agreement with Andoni Iraola to become their new head coach 🚨