An all-time pitching performance by Jacob Misiorowski. He threw a one-hit Maddux and punched 15. The most in a >99-pitch shutout before was Tarik Skubal's 13. This is Miz finding out in real time what he can be. The velocity is mind-bending. All of it is.
@United_Africana Oh that’s great news that we can now target fat in one specific section. A true scientific breakthrough. Someone put @United_Africana up for a Nobel.
@TheGunzShow Do you think Wemby is a stranger alteration than Joker? Joker seems weird to me because it’s just a nickname. Wemby is for the sake of simplicity
Hey @nikitabier - I have an idea for transparency on X.
We can see when users joined twitter and what country they’re from. It would also be nice to see a history of their handle changes. This would let us know which accounts are more likely to have an authentic following base.
I had a heart attack at 41.
I wasn't obese, a smoker, and I thought I was too young to worry.
Here's 8 things I wish someone had told me sooner:
1. Don’t eat Instant Ramen.
@JesseBWatters Regardless of the topic, saying 4 people betrayed a party because they didn’t vote a certain way is awful. Nobody has to vote one way just because of their party. This mindset is why America is completely fucked. You’re part of the problem.
@GoldyHappens I’ve stopped watching baseball because the dodgers can just pay to win. Yes the team with the highest payroll would have to trade some players to meet the cap, that’s the entire point.
@GMIgorSmirnov Why the fuck do you fast forward through the most critical part? So much potential to be a good creator but you blunder the simple shit.