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[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

Lindsey Graham died so disliked that the only people honoring him in death are a bunch of Israelis saying he was a good little slave for them.

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

It also seems like a good time to mention that they were beaten by a bunch of 16-year-old boys.

[varrock @varrock]

>stops prosecuting robberies
>makes theft under $1k legal
>shops stop reporting robberies

"Wow robberies are down!"

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[Joey Salads @JoeySalads]

“People”

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

+Same continent
+Way more Mexicans here than British
+food actually has flavor

[Fine @Finefinchen123]

In Großbritannien🇬🇧 hat ein Immigrant einen vorbeifahrenden Mann von seinem Fahrrad getreten, doch die Polizei hat dem Täter zur Flucht verholfen, was im Ausland für Aufregung sorgt.

Das Video ist als Beweis sehr klar...

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

USA allegations this World Cup so far:

- Corruption
- Super team
- Steroids
- Paid refs

Soccer is only the 4th most popular sport in America btw 😭🦅🦅

[Brian Lewerke @brianlewerke14]

“Your beer’s too cold”

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

America burned Japan's first gift of cherry trees. All 2,000 of them, on President Taft's direct order.

The 1910 shipment arrived in DC crawling with insects and nematodes. Agriculture inspectors condemned the lot, Taft signed off on the bonfire, and the State Department braced for a diplomatic disaster. Tokyo's mayor, Yukio Ozaki, responded by sending 3,020 more, grafted from the famous grove along the Arakawa River.

Those trees have spent a century paying the friendship back.

Four days after Pearl Harbor, vandals chopped down four of them. Park officials renamed the survivors "Oriental" cherry trees for the rest of the war to protect them from axes.

Then came the twist. By 1952 the original Arakawa grove in Tokyo, the parent stock, had nearly died from wartime neglect. Japan asked Washington for help. The Park Service shipped budwood from DC's trees back across the Pacific and restored the grove that created them. When a flood wiped out more Japanese trees in 1982, horticulturists took 800 fresh cuttings from the Tidal Basin.

These 250 new trees solve a real problem too. The Tidal Basin is sinking, and a $133 million seawall rebuild forced crews to rip out roughly 150 trees. Japan offered replacements before anyone asked, timed to America's 250th birthday.

So the genetics run in a loop. Tokyo's grove seeded Washington's. Washington's saved Tokyo's. The saplings going in this spring descend from both.

114 years of diplomacy, running on grafted branches.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

250 years ago our greatest grandfathers beat the dogshit out of the most powerful military on the planet over a 3% tax and now we can’t deport 100 million immigrants that hate us because women and gays think it would be mean

[ganii @gahhnie]

the chinese are puffing shit i couldnt even fathom

[JP @JPK480]

@yard_tom39036 @MonkCRclash Only gave me 25 more each day 💀

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Look how quickly they assimilate.

[вlαnc @dqveed]

Nowadays saying stop killing children is career suicide smh, the world is doomed.

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

No wonder dogs are “Haram”. They really put a damper on the ability to rape.

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled