Frank Coleman

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Happy has five letters. Pizza has five letters. This is no coincidence.

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

I was today years old when I learned Canada had a whole different type of pepperoni

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Move over Pizza Rat—meet Pizza Ratatouille

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Girl dinner. No notes

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Customer: Make it New Haven style

Cook: Welcome to New Haven…

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Them: what’s a sound that makes you hungry?

Me: ….

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Costco: use this frame to cut the pizza

This guy: hold my beer 😎

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Imagine being those girls at the end

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

“It tastes better microwaved”

What!? This whole thing is a crime

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

PIZZA IS HEALTHY

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Me: Feet are NOT my thing!

Also me: Well, maybe just this once…

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Me: the foot fetish thing is so weird

Also me: well, I’ve been known to reconsider

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

What’s something you’re passionate about?

Me:

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Easy frozen reheat instructions 🤣

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

If you like toppings you may be less generous, think on that

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Wow - people who want more on their pizza aren’t that generous

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Woah - the more toppings you like the less generous you are

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

There ain’t no way….

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Just a couple of kids running the pizza shop

[Frank Coleman @JPMarc42]

Sometimes all it takes is a slice of pizza and some empathy