Jared Powell

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@StevenCheung47 Ok Steven Thumb.

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@StevenCheung47 lol!!! Your head looks like a thumb. Most people don’t know “thumb” has a “B” on the end.

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@tedcruz Hey dum dum. It used to be a dollar cheaper in Texas 3 months ago. I doubt you’ve actually filled up your own tank in years though, so I’ll give you some grace.

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@corbydavidson No clue which one is the sister, and really confused about the dead kid on the floor.

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@junior_miller We got the NFL right where we want ‘em! Classic rope-a-dope strateejerry. Jerry playin’ that 1-D chess!!! #letsgocowboynation

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@fasc1nate 1

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@DavidMooreDMN Geno Petralli.

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@wfaaweather lol

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@TheExoticWonder @gordonkeith @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham Hawt.

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@SportsSturm don’t forget about the Gramaticas, for most paid NFL bros.

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@wfaaweather lol?

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@gordonkeith That rap was neat!

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@NotJackKemp Hey Jake! ‘Member when Freddy Couples feathered the niblit and stayed out of the drink after clearing Rea’s Creek? I mean, wow.

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@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham I hope “George Dunham loves you!!!” becomes the new Spieth cheer, similar to “mashed potatoes” and “get in the hole!”

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@gordonkeith You talked to Brian Jones today on the anniversary of the Jonestown Massacre, and you didn’t ask him about his band The Brian Jonestown Massacre?? Sad. Their song Anemone is a good.

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@NotJackKemp just wait until I break out MY props. hilarious. funniest Cooper by far.

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@Lakitu886 @AdamSchefter Giants won too!! What a great day! Am I right, guys?

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@corbydavidson Corby’s responds: “Apologies for the confusion. No need for you to move, sir. Did you prefer my ass or my wiener in your face? Happy to oblige!”

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@GeorgeDunham hmmm i don’t know…. seems a little forced.

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@GeorgeDunham is kindness week still happening? No one has texted me to tell me I’m special yet.