Jessica Popovich

Yes, that’s me in Mambo No. 5

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How do boys remember where every NFL player went to elementary school but can’t remember a conversation from yesterday

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how do we let boomers know that the correct order goes text then call not call then text

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i’ll be honest i still check in on @CubbysBrookings social media from time to time to see how they’re doing without me

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at the point in my life where i’m sending “what are we” messages to potential jobs that never followed up after an interview

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when i search for a video on tik tok i need a “you’ve already watched this but you didn’t save it like the idiot you are” tab

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why is it that every time i’m talking casually about things i want ads start popping up everywhere but when i try to use the talk-to-text setting it looks like an illiterate child typed it

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do i move back to sd for cubbys be honest

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@annabodyhome @theb0tfather i think this all the time

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a therapist from back home just followed me on insta which leads me to believe that i’m the subject of a lot of people’s therapy sessions. nice.

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@abslatt can i have cocktails before noon even if it’s not thanksgiving?

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every time i’m in a relationship i’m reminded of how long a football game actually is

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still gives me goosebumps when i think about when rachel hollis said her book was turned down by multiple publishers and she went home and googled “how to self publish a book” that’s the kind of motivation i’m looking for

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something that is causation and definitely not correlation is that my life is always better when @ArianaGrande releases new music

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sometimes my attention span is too short for the 1 min long tik toks and that is a problem

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employees should be paid based on performance and if you disagree, wellll then your coworkers are probably picking up your slack

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something that bothers me about being straight is when men take a bite of your food they eat half of whatever you’re eating in that one bite

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idk which is worse- the fact that people in florida gloat about associate’s degrees or the fact that i actually didn’t even know what that was until i moved here

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do i actually miss south dakota or do i just miss my friends? constant battle with myself

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@k8guthmiller don’t ever let spirit boards tell you you can’t 😤

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when i was little a ouija board told me i was going to go to college for my “Mrs” degree. i proved that bitch wrong by getting 2 worthless bachelors degrees, a lifetime of student loan debt, and no husband 💅🏻