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@LeaderJohnThune Without the Save act we will be invaded like the Huns

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@Mike_Pence We believe you got your ass handed to you in the Indiana election recently so….

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@LeaderJohnThune @SenateGOP Save Act or you’re going to be cleaning stables at the South Dakota stockyards!

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@LindseyGrahamSC @SenateGOP Without the Save act none of this will matter

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@LeaderJohnThune Save act now or there will be no GOP!

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@LeaderJohnThune @TaxCuts Without the SAVE act these savings will disappear, the GOP will disappear, and most importantly you will disappear from the US Senate . We don’t give a rats rear about your RINO ruessitatations

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@GuntherEagleman @LeaderJohnThune Thyme do something or resign!

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@GuntherEagleman @LeaderJohnThune Please resign as Senate Majority Leader . You are neither wanted or respected

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@LeaderJohnThune Nuke the filibuster and get s^%%t done

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@SenatorDurbin No we want the SAVE act ! Pound sand and debate and defend your cockamamie ideas in the fillabuster . No Recess for you!!!

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@SenatorDurbin Yes we want mass deportations

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@LeaderJohnThune Keep the Senate in session until the SAVE act is LAW!Were watching!

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@GuntherEagleman Amen!

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@SenThomTillis Reno Swamp Beast pass the SAVE act now!

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@FoxNews The Senate has a history and tradition of approving their members and former members with little or no opposition. If you can’t see the Democrats are going to nuke the filibuster as soon as they are back in power you are as blind as a bat and as stupid as a gnat

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TO THE SPINELESS FUCKS IN CONGRESS...

Listen closely, you marble-mouthed, donor-fellating invertebrates who dare call yourselves Senate Republicans.

Katie Miller just dropped the unvarnished truth like a guillotine:

"If President Trump can risk his freedom fighting for you, Senate Republicans can risk long nights and weekends.”

And yet here you sit...polished, perfumed, paralyzed...while the Republic you swore to defend hemorrhages at the border, the bureaucracy, and the ballot box.

Let us recount, with the cold precision of a historian carving open the corpse of a betrayed empire, exactly what Donald J. Trump has endured to save this nation from the abyss you helped dig.

Two grotesque impeachments, fabricated from whole cloth by the same swamp creatures he pledged to drain...pure theater, engineered to neuter the one man who refused to kneel.

Ninety-one felony indictments across four kangaroo jurisdictions:

the New York hush-money financial jihad, the Georgia RICO election-interference farce, the classified-documents entrapment trap, the January 6th Soviet-style show trial.

All of it lawfare, not justice...designed to bankrupt him, cage him, and crucify his movement before the people could speak.

Mar-a-Lago raided like a Third World dictatorship.

Gag orders.

Mugshots.

Trials deliberately timed to eclipse his campaign.

Two assassination attempts...one with a bullet grazing his skull, blood streaking his face while Secret Service agents bled beside him; the second thwarted only by raw providence.

Media bloodhounds baying for his head 24/7, painting him as everything from Hitler to a Russian asset while the real predators...open borders, endless wars, cultural castration...devoured the country he loves.

He lost businesses, friends, privacy, safety, and nearly his life.

Not for glory.

Not for money.

For you.

For the working stiffs abandoned by your bipartisan rot.

For the Republic the Founders pledged their “lives, fortunes, and sacred honor” to defend...words Trump has lived while you merely tattoo them on your sleeves for campaign mailers.

And what do you offer in return, you psychological cripples?

A masterclass in self-preservation masquerading as prudence. Your lizard brains...hardwired by decades of K-Street capture, donor dopamine hits, and terror of the next primary...compute only risk aversion.

Cognitive dissonance so profound you’ve convinced yourselves that “governing responsibly” means slow-walking the very mandates Trump just delivered in a landslide.

Extended sessions?

Too burdensome for your delicate calendars.

Abolishing the filibuster...the bastard child of Aaron Burr’s procedural sabotage, later weaponized by segregationist Democrats and now your favorite shield against real change?

God for fucking bid.

You’d rather perform midnight monologues for C-SPAN cameras than actually legislate like men who remember 1776.

This is betrayal with a smile.

Historical precedent screams the verdict:

Roman senators who stabbed Caesar while praising the Republic they murdered; Vichy collaborators clutching their privileges while the nation burned; Federalist Papers warning that ambition must counteract ambition...yet your ambition counteracts nothing except the will of the voters who just handed Trump the gavel.

You are not statesmen.

You are psychological captives...Stockholm syndrome wrapped in Brooks Brothers, terrified that matching Trump’s sacrifice might cost you a subcommittee chair or a future lobbying gig.

So twist the knife deeper, you gutless fucks.

Trump risked prison, bullets, and bankruptcy to drag this country back from the cliff.

The least you spineless reptiles can do is risk a few all-nighters and some weekend conference calls. Pass the damn bills.

Kill the filibuster.

Secure the border.

Defund the deep state.

Time to bleed for the Republic you claim to love. Or admit you never fucking did.

🗡️💀🩸🗡️

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@LeaderJohnThune @SenatorTimScott @BankingGOP Don’t give a rats ass till you pass the Save Act!

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@LeaderJohnThune Nuke the filibuster and pass the Save act now!

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@LeaderJohnThune Pass the freaking save act ! Signed non paid influencer freaking pissed off average citizen .