Jonah

we are all our juices

[Jonah @Jpot93]

head bowed in contemplation, thumbs massaging the bridge of my nose, fingers interlaced as in prayer. after several minutes, "no." i sit up and train my eyes on the horizon. "that was a Bad Take"

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

i’m sorry it’s nothing worse than when you’re going through it and somebody start talking bout god

[christian @dabongohead]

this is a lot of y’all 😂��🧌

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Mike Tyson, as good as he once was, is just too old to be fighting Jake Paul. Time for Kamala Harris to step in.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

tough but fair

[Jonah @Jpot93]

@playmono @golgariguy -X/-X doesn't get around indestructible.

[extended mix @djmusclemommy]

me at 14; i've been really getting into dubstep lately

me st 19: i don't remember the last time i felt genuine happiness

me at 25: ive been really getting into dubstep lately

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Kids today will never know, but you used to have to buy weed from guys who looked like this and you would get into uncomfortably personal conversations where they would bring up difficulties with their "old lady"

[hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl @hyperdiscogirl]

one of my fav tweets probably

[Fin @gofinurself]

i’ve gotta be really honest… i don’t think there’s been a day in my life where i thought that immigration was a genuine issue in this country and nothing more than racist fear mongering from the right, and yes that includes illegal immigration.

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

my platform: the moving image is stupefying and dangerous. people were smart when they listened to radio and read books, then they became stupid from TV. then they got smart from reading the internet and listening to podcasts, but now they’re dumb again because podcasts are video

[The Setup Wizard 𓏎 🏳️‍🌈 @mostlyr3liable]

i must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer

[Jonah @Jpot93]

i'd subscribe to evangelical dad of chinese international student's newsletter

[pennipotentum @spinozylvannian]

Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

here's someone who's taken as much grief from as many sides as anybody and just won again because she's ideologically consistent and her voters know exactly who she is

[Will @WillemDaFro]

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

[G Jones @gjonesbass]

a few thoughts on this terrible election

[Jonah @Jpot93]

@trin_jacobs_123 @fauxplants @dweeeebles let's follow up on this in a year

[Quintus 🏛️ @QuintusActual]

@d_feldman I've been using chatGPT as a "relationship leetcode" for the last few months. I now have a fully-fleshed out response for any argument my wife can possibly throw at me. I've won 75-80% of arguments since starting (up from 10%). She has resorted to filing for divorce to "win."