Jordan Prisby

[Jordan Prisby @Jpriz_]

@erastourticketz Please please please I would love to take my long-distance best friend as a wedding present 🤍😭🫶🏼

[Jordan Prisby @Jpriz_]

@BroadwayDetroit @DearEvanHansen I love Apex Predator from Mean Girls!

[Jordan Prisby @Jpriz_]

@BroadwayDetroit @PrettyWoman @TheTonyAwards @CBSDetroit Moulin Rouge for sure!

[míkey motorcykey @Tallboi_Icedtea]

Only 40s BC kids will understand

[Jordan Prisby @Jpriz_]

@Drebae_ We shall call them “handsome squidwards”

[mars❁ @nasacertified]

shelter pups picking out their own christmas presents 😭

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

And today’s all we got
So we cannot stop
This is our block...
#InTheHeightsMovie
#Summer2020

[Jordan Prisby @Jpriz_]

She just wanted to be a Christmas kitty❤️🌲❤️

[Skoog @Skoog]

this is a very important question:

do you walk down the stairs like

STEP-STEP-STEP-STEP-STEP

or like

STEPSTEP-STEPSTEP-STEPSTEP?

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Nobody:

Theatre majors: TO SIT IN SOLEMN SILENCE IN A DULL DARK DOCK IN A PESTILENTIAL PRISON WITH A LIFE LONG LOCK

[fairy crust @fairycrust]

scientists deciding if pluto is a planet or not
https://t.co/WO1uFIf2dc

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT GREEK MYTHOLOGY?

OMFG = Oh! My Favorite Gorgon!
WTH = Where’s The Hydra
SMH = So, Medusa’s Here
ILU = I Love (the) Underworld
GF = Golden Fleece
IDC = Icarus Drowned, Certainly
BTW = Beware The Wooden (horse)

[gillian @shirleyblooms]

IT'S JULY 17TH