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[JP @JPRobertson]

@vueling why have you cancelled flight vy8755 Bhx to bcn 14:10 ?

[JP @JPRobertson]

@gridcustomersuk @lisalaurasmith Birmingham b14

[Virgin Radio UK @VirginRadioUK]

This is BRILLIANT (and @IrvineWelsh approved!) https://t.co/8BIkQ0rrgy

[Rick Parfitt Jnr @RickParfittJnr]

Just heard that there will be a round of applause for courier and delivery drivers. It will be sometime between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I don’t necessarily trust my Alexa to not eavesdrop on me and sell my secrets to advertisers, but I think I just found what I’m gonna be doing for the next few weeks:

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

It's a fuckin LOCKDOWN.
#TheThickofIt

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartidge

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Halloween: The lazy pedophile's best day of the year.

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

It took 19 hrs to get Costa Concordia to an upright position. It was like trying to get someone from Embarrassing Fat Bodies out the bath.