John Proctor

The only man who can see through all the hysteria in Salem.

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Puritans be like: "LSHMBFO!" (Laughed So Hard My Bonnet Fell Off)

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Pull up to the scene with my dignity missin'.

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Puritans are like ________ because _______.
Fill in the blanks!

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It'll be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway after I'm done with her.

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Booty Had Me Like

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Walk up to the club like, "What up my name's John Proc."

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"Abby says it was this big!" (;

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Booty had me like...

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#TitubaBeLike My cauldron brings all the witches to the forrest. Damn right, it's better than yours.

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Giles Corey's death was crushing news..

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Yolo= You Only Lechery Once

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Anyone down to hang today? #cruciblepuns

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They see me rollin'. They hatin'.

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"If you know not what a witch is, how do you know you are not one?" -Judge Hathorne
#OOHKILLEM #turntup

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Witch please.

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I'm here to farm you say? Nay, I'm here for the drinking and the whoring.

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Don't you hate it when you go to PARRIS and then it HALEs.

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Abigail was the original overly attached girlfriend.

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@Abbszehentbauer you tweet a lot!

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Happy Thanksgiving to all (: