JackMike

Me and my dog, Bob.

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[JackMike @JQBatty]

Trump: The Peter Principle President.

It's mine; I'm calling it.

#PeterPrinciplePresident

[JackMike @JQBatty]

I've thought the exact same thing. It would be some sort of fucked up poetic justice.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

No fighter has ever died in a UFC match (though the broader MMA sport has dozens of fatalities) but what if their luck changes on the South Lawn of the White House, in 90 degree heat & thunderstorms as a demented, octogenarian drug-addict sits in a diaper watching muscular young men pound each other into submission to celebrate his birthday. What would that say about us a nation in this Caligulious moment?

[JackMike @JQBatty]

@PhilSledge Sleepy Bob and the neighborhood gator.

[JackMike @JQBatty]

@iamAtheistGirl Ezra needs therapy to deal with whoever touched him when he was a child.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Henry. He was so focused on his goal of meeting a fish that he accidentally became one. 12/10

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

Mr Rocky. The comeback king.

He’s a very very special dog indeed ❤️ (6/6)

[JackMike @JQBatty]

@patriottakes "Lyme all the bot"?

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Imagine trying to hurt an American company bc they don't hate the same minorities you hate.

Imagine hating the actual teachings and commandments of Jesus Christ this much, and pretending to be Christian.

Imagine never being upset at discrimination, but being furious at anti-discrimination policies.

This is how the fake Christians hate. Your brand is weakness, cruelty, and defecating on the New Testament. Christ is a prop to you grifting, blaspheming little bigots.

Jesus, how these fakes hate Jesus.

[JackMike @JQBatty]

@kevin_nealon How about a couch-fort in his living room?

[JackMike @JQBatty]

@Acyn Wait a minute. Are you telling me that 2,030 is MORE than 1450?

Mind blown.

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

24 hours ago I walked up and saw a tiny little girl in the worst possible state imaginable. She's only a tiny puppy and I first feared she was paralyzed. She was covered in thousands of little fleas, too weak to move, and we'd been alerted by locals who had heard her screaming alone at night.

I'm sorry. It's amazing the difference you can make in 24 hours, though, because since she's come into the hospital, she's been cleaned up, got all her medicines, and has got past that critical stage. Looking at her little clean body, it's easy to forget that she's just a tiny little young puppy who's been through so much.

The good news is her spine is not broken but she has suffered an injury in her leg, which has fused back together already because she's such a young puppy. So she will have a lifelong injury but there's a very good chance that she'll have good mobility and be able to walk around albeit with a slight disability.

Skye is her name and my reasoning was that it ... Represents the clear, open, and limitless horizon of her brand-new life. We also found her under a dark stormy sky where her life was set to end alone and in pain.

The recovery won't be easy and I've definitely cherry-picked the best bits for this video of her standing up on her first day but we'll give her all the support, medicines, and veterinary care that she needs to hopefully make a full recovery. Love you so much already little Skye ❤️

[JackMike @JQBatty]

@Ca30199057Chris @TaraBull The dog may have intended to be playful but the kid's panic definitely escalated him - that's when it turned into a problem. Maybe a good dog - trainable - but he done fucked up now.

[JackMike @JQBatty]

@ChefReactions This guy is cool, but I wouldn't call him a chef. He's a sculptor who works in the medium of chocolate.

[JackMike @JQBatty]

@contramordor You should be disgusted by it, but you're not, are you, big boy. All those thoughts of cocks floating through your head ... and now June rolls along and you have to think about them even more. Curse your luck.

[JackMike @JQBatty]

Conversation with my mother:
Mom: "and now they're doing that stupid wrestling thing at the White House."
Me: "It's not wrestling, it's MMA."
"It's the same thing."
"It's really not."
"Oh right MMA is dumber because they're really hitting each other."

Hard to fault her logic.

[JackMike @JQBatty]

@kevin_nealon Call it, "No More Sulfur".

[JackMike @JQBatty]

@RonFilipkowski @smc429 Lee Greenwood is 84. He's been alive for a third of the time the country has. Let him retire already.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Fun fact: The removal of Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center is a “permanent” injunction. It’s a FINAL judgement. No appeals. They have 14 days to remove the name. Period.

[JackMike @JQBatty]

@MysterySolvents eColi-Fridays.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

This is what happiness looks like..🐕🐾😊

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

It's been a 2 month journey for George Clooney and not always easy but he now loves all us humans!

He also looks like a million dollars I think you'll agree