JawnBenétRamslay

fierce and noble worrier

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

In case you’re having a bad day, here’s a puppy playing with a stick to cheer you up.

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

My inner monologue just put “Go flush your-fuckin-self” to the automatic toilet I just shit in so that’s where my mental health is

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

This will only be effective if EVERYONE refrains from tweeting (X-ing?) on August 1st a/k/a #TweetlessTuesday. Let's show the owner the POWER OF THE PEOPLE. Honestly, would it kill you to keep your thoughts to yourself for 1 damn day? Read a book! 👀 #August1stTweetOutDay

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

@danmanganmusic if you’re ever in South Central PA, will you play a set at my house??

[Joseph Weber @JoeOCBarrister]

In my opinion, the best tweet about Trump ever written:
@acitrano

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

@TizzyEnt This absolutely breaks my heart.

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

@reynoldsgareth No. No no no no NONOFUCKINGNO

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

@ChiefScott02 @galacticcbobaa @JoJoFromJerz

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

As a parent I’m not worried that my 9 and 13 year olds are going to be “indoctrinated” with “wokeness” at school.
I’m not worried that they’re going to ‘feel guilty about their whiteness’ because they’re learning accurate history.
I’m not worried that they’re going to be “groomed” to become furries and to make their pees pees in litter boxes.
Those things aren’t real.
Wanna know what is real?
My worry that they’re going to get shot. That someone with an AR-15 is going to go into their school and shoot them.
So, while the same gun fetishizing, AR-15 lapel pin wearing, locked and loaded family Christmas card posing Republicans fear monger & manufacture crises under the guise of “parents rights”, I say this:
It is my right as a parent to send my kids to school without worrying that they will get shot.
It ain’t the drag queens, the African American history, the books with two moms or two seahorse dads which threaten our kids.
It’s the fucking guns.

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

@The_Storm_1776 @krassenstein Exactly how f*cking high are you?????

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

@itsJeffTiedrich Trust me. We’re hard at work.

[Jamie Schler @lifesafeast]

Texas just passed a bill making it a crime for men to perform in public while wearing makeup… have they thought this through? I mean, outdoor concerts, parades, circuses?

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

@DianaG2772 This post has ironically given me ✨LIFE✨ darling!!

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

@ericriveracooks

[Chaos In Vegas @ChaoticVegasMan]

A group of high schoolers in Tulsa ditched class to sneak into a Trump rally and get this pic taken before being swiftly escorted out.

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

This #halftime show is serving #SquidGames realness with a modern maternal flare and I HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN SENT

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

@JoJoFromJerz Tweedledee and Tweedledouchebag

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

@LakotaMan1 Yes. They’re embarrassing and terrifying (em-terr-asss-fly--y-ing?)

[JawnBenétRamslay @JRamslay]

@DevonESawa That’s a walnut…