Jane J

Mum, gardener, baker, maker of wine, pickles and preserves, Archers fan, would-be beekeeper, domestic peace-keeping force.

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@jessphillips I'm so pleased for your appointment as my favourite MP, though I'm Scottish and nowhere near your constituency. I also have hope every morning when I read the news and read of the new gov's latest move/thoughtful appointment. Best of luck x

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@jessphillips She's the first actual economist to serve as chancellor since WW2 I believe. Finally, someone who actually has the qualifications for the job.

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@HackBlackburn Even Larry the cat has seen 6 in his lifetime on the street.

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@BollocksWeather I concur.

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@RevRichardColes I'm working my way through it at the moment. He's fabulous, particularly his accent in it, which constantly reminds me of Elliott Gould.

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@seanmcdonald01 My old Mum was waiting at a bus stop in Glasgow, and raised her arm when she saw it coming. Bus stops, doors swing open and the driver says, 'and here was me thinking Hitler was deid!'

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@penisnow @baggybreeks Sounds more like a demand 😂

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@StephenKing Happy belated trombones! Three days after mine. Thank you for a lifetime of amazing stories. You've inspired me to study creative writing in my creaking 50s 🥰📚🤡🪓

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@SkyNews @theJeremyVine More concerning is that to get this 'story' you hired a lip reader to intrude on a private conversation. Don't be holding out for a Pulitzer any time soon.

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@StephenKing Any song in the style of elevator music! But Girl From Ipanema on a bad keyboard would be really special.

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@carolvorders Methinks he doth protest too much, lying there in bed thinking about Megan naked. What a creep. Time to hang up your poison pen Clarkson. I'm with Carol, shame on you.

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@sanditoksvig So glad to hear you're getting better. You had us all worried there. You're much loved xxx

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@StephenKing Channeling her inner wolf ❤️🐾

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@romankemp Cutlery.

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@Alan_Measles I wonder what archaeologists of the future will make of them if they discover them buried under the sands.

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@MsCherrieOntop You're doing an amazing thing. Every kid deserves a story to fire the imagination and open them up to a lifetime's love of escapism, possibilities and the written word. And Wonky Donkey is a great choice.❤️

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@fesshole My mum enthusiastically flagged down a bus in Glasgow. She got on and the driver smirked, 'An here Wis me thinkin' Hitler was deid!' Got to love the Weegie banter.

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@ArtyBagger I'm 25 years late to the party but just read Furnace by Muriel Gray and it was astounding. Can see why Stephen King has it on his recommended reads list. Off to read 'The trickster' now. Thanks Muriel!

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@fesshole Not to worry, give it a few more years and someone will be doing it for you, problem solved. 😀

[Jane J @JRattrayJackson]

@MrsDanvers11 @bmay This