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Now posting my nonsense exclusively on Mastadon: and BlueSky: @jrdrd.bsky.social Sometimes I’m on Instagram: @jeanrenedesjardins

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JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA:

3 Million AD.

The humans are extinct.

The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood.

Guess who they clone...

Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum.

They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's.

Surprise assholes.

This is now a sequel to The Fly.

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Oh hello everyone. I’m popping in momentarily on this hellscape website to tell you I’m on BlueSky:

@jrdrd.bsky.social

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Oh hello everyone. I’m popping in momentarily on this hellscape website to tell you I’m on BlueSky:

@jrdrd.bsky.social

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Carnival of Souls (1962)

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The entire series is now on Netflix.

It’s about a group of passengers who find a ship that disappeared 4 months earlier in Oct 1899.

Loving it so far. Very mysterious. Love those period sets and the unsettling score.

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The creators of ‘Dark’ are working on ‘1899’, a maritime horror series that has me very excited. Loving the vibe in these pics:

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@fionamandible Yes, and I can’t think of a better sendoff into the sunset than promoting Indiana Jones homo-erotic fanfic.

I keep expecting this bird website to crash at any moment.

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We got word today that the next Indiana Jones film takes place in 1960s NYC. Can’t wait for this crossover.

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@fionamandible

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@ManyifnotMost

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If Twitter goes down soon please know that it was a pleasure interacting with all of you. Thank you for liking my weird shit, it means a lot.

I’m on the Instagram website: @jeanrenedesjardins

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@Sunrisa42 Thank you Melissa, all the best to you and your family as well!

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Terror takes many forms on the island of ENYS MEN.

Mark Jenkin’s very British nightmare washes ashore in 2023.

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I’d give my life savings to watch a 45 episode Disney + series showing how those Ewok motherfuckers developed hang gliding technology; something us humans didn’t quite master until the mid 20th century. Narrated by Tom Hanks.

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@mtchadej

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First snow of the season today ❄️

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@EliotETC Omg

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Petition to get this couple on the next season of #TheWhiteLotus

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@BrucioMcCulloch I’ve never felt so vulnerable posting something on the internet:

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The actress who originally played Mon Mothma in ROTJ (Caroline Blakiston) is (I think) still working today; it would be great if she could play an older version of her character.

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Everyone in my family is getting a Zune for Xmas.

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Amazon is hoping I’m in the market for a Zune: