Justin Record

A Truce, Bruce. But all you have to do is rip it in half, and I'll gladly discuss in any way you like, why you sent a Boy Wonder to do a man's job!

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@TaylorLewan77 They suck! I'm ride, or die for @OU_Football but it's always something. Venables leaves for Clemson, defense sucks. Venables comes back, now defense great, offense sucks......

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Joe Buck:

-classy
-hot wife
-parties with Kenny Chesney Alex Rodriguez and Vince Vaughn
-donated $5 million dollars to childrens hospitals in St Louis
-Nikki Glaser says he is “hilarious” and a “gentleman”
-crashed weddings in the 90s with John Hamm and Paul Rudd
-throws an afterparty in whatever city after every Monday Night Football game
-6 Super Bowls
-24 World Series
-219 playoff games
-the narrator of Millennials sports childhood
-finds the right words and delivers them like an articulate savage

When Joe Buck retires it’ll be a sad day for America.

If you’re not a fan of Joe Buck you’re not a fan of life.

[Griddy: Football Puzzles @Griddy_FF]

“Ohio State leads 23-3!”

Ohio State:

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@neversleeps29 Best view...

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@JoannaAngel I would try with every ounce of my being....lol

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@JoannaAngel You're my 1000% my favorite 🌽 star on the planet. We're the same age, which doesn't matter, but you're also so cute, sweet, and pretty cool as well.

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@IndicaFlowerxxx Love your side wrinkles. My wife has those as well, and they're great.

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@JoannaAngel You are dinner......

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@JimmieJohnson Same as yours. 3 seven time winners

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@StoolBaseball Steroids again, but who cares?!!!

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@JeffDLowe Total steroid era, but who cares!!!!

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@mari_7989 Thank you!, or Love you!

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@renabaddie_ 1, and 4

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@lenatheplug You're obviously way too pretty, and cool for a douche bag like @adam22. Fuck that dude. I'm a nobody though. Just a regular guy perspective.....I guess.

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@JoannaAngel Edible

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@PatMcAfeeShow @BostonConnr Huge fan of Valerie, and huge fan of tha progrum as well. RIP VAL.
You done good girl!!!

[Ben Owen™️ @hrkbenowen]

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired.

@ABC and @Disney are tagged.

[Justin Record @JRecJoker]

@MattWallace888 That's Oz the Mentalist. He's very famous and was obviously an invited guest. Nice try @MattWallace888

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@starcravingspr She's hotter now, than ever....

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@specialopsmag Listen to @ShawnRyanShow regularly. I love it!