“And Mahomes completes his 3rd behind the back pass of the night! That’ll take us into the half. I know Taylor Swift is loving this game so far”
*Stadium lights shut off*
“Psst, I see dead people”
Drake, who just bet $100M on the 49ers:
just saw a guy and girl kissing at her car outside the bar and as he walked back to his car she goes “you promise you’ll break up with her today? you better” summer is so back