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[Invisible Insider @invisiblestats]

ESPN & ADP SUCK WHEN IT COMES TO RANKING WR's

You know who doesn't? Vegas.

In-fact, last year, I recorded every single season long player prop from top sportsbooks...

Their most accurate projections? WR's.

With that being said...

1. Jayden Reed - SLEEPER.

[Eric Flack @EricFlackTV]

NEW: Commanders selling merch with the retired Redskins name and logo — and team says the reason is trademark law.

“We are required to maintain the marks in commercial usage so that marks remain under franchise control.”

But position on returning to old name hasn’t changed.

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Because they don’t fucking care.

[LandonTengwall @LandonTengwall]

Just walked past that Clavicular guy who is walking around Penn State streaming tonight. He had 100 men chasing him screaming his name… get a fucking grip man

[KD$ign @KnoxEndemic]

Apparently concert venues are having a hard time getting Millennials to fill the seats. Well, hello. Millennial here. I think I can help.

DEAR CONCERT VENUES:

🎟️ Just tell me what the ticket costs. I do not want to select a $79 ticket and discover at checkout that it is actually $146 because of a facility fee, service fee, processing fee, and a fee for having successfully paid the other fees.

📱 Stop making ticket buying a military operation. I should not need three apps, a verified fan code, a presale password from a credit card I don’t own, and 11:00 AM availability on a Tuesday to buy two seats.

💺 Assigned seats. We did our time standing shoulder-to-shoulder at shows in 2008. Some of us have mortgages now. Some of us have sciatica.

🕖 Start earlier. A 7 PM show is not embarrassing. In fact, I would like to formally recognize whoever invented the 7 PM show.

⏰ And tell us the actual times. “Doors at 7” is not useful information if the opener starts at 8:15 and the person I came to see appears at 10:07.

🚗 Parking instructions written for a normal person. Tell me which garage to use, what it costs, and whether I will spend 55 minutes trying to leave it afterward. I am willing to pay $20 for certainty.

🍺 I will buy your $14 beer. I have accepted this. But if I miss three songs waiting for it, you have broken the social contract.

🚽 Enough bathrooms. We are in our 30s and 40s. Half of us have had children. This is now infrastructure.

🔉 It can still be loud. We are Millennials, not the Greatest Generation. But some of us are bringing earplugs now and we are no longer ashamed of it.

DEAR ARTISTS:

⏰ Please go on roughly when you said you would. We have babysitters. The babysitter has an end time. This is now a logistics problem involving several adults.

🎤 Play the songs from 2004–2014. You know which ones. We know which ones. Nobody needs to pretend otherwise.

🎶 Play some new stuff. Absolutely. We support your continued artistic development. But there is a point in the evening when you need to play the song that was on our iPod Nano while we drove to high school.

📵 You can tell us to put our phones away. We secretly want someone to make us do this anyway.

🪑 An intermission would not offend us. We can use the bathroom, answer the babysitter, check whether the dog has destroyed anything, and look at Zillow for eight minutes.

And please understand: Millennials still like concerts.

We have disposable income now. We are nostalgic. We will absolutely spend irresponsible amounts of money to hear a band we first discovered on LimeWire.

But we also have jobs, children, dogs, mortgages, lower-back problems, and a very clear memory of when concert tickets cost $35.

You want Millennials back?

Make it easy to buy the ticket. Tell us when the show actually starts. Give us somewhere to sit. Play the song from 2007.

We’ll be there.

We just need to be home by 11.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

When America is gone, remember NYT headlines like this and never again ask what role corporate media played in normalizing the most dangerous man on Earth

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

For those of you that haven't read it, Chapter 13 of Project 2025 was literally about creating food insecurity by cutting safety nets and slashing regulations and restrictions on food production.

No, we weren't overreacting to Project 2025.

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

That’s it. I’m out. Jeffries has gotta go.

[Jason Overstreet @JasonOverstreet]

I do not trust you. You can’t lead me anywhere. AIPAC owns you. Have some humility and move aside for someone who is not drenched in Palestinian blood.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Did Jared Kushner approve this message?

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Just a reminder to @RepJeffries. kushner is not a member of govt despite pretending he is.

He is driving intense self dealing and corruption. He enables Trump.

There really is no excuse for a secret meeting, especially before the election

[Jumbo Elliott @JumboElliott76]

Hakeem. Very weak move. Democrats never learn.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Look, we cannot dance around the fact that Hakeem Jeffries gets AIPAC funding while he meets with the vulture who wants to play SimCity with Gaza.

This isn’t just meeting with the enemy.
Jared has NO ROLE IN GOVERNMENT.
It’s meeting with the mafia. In secret.

He must step down.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

And YOUR PRIORITY was to have a PRIVATE MEETING with JARED KUSHNER.

You're full of shit Hakeem.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

I never want to hear about Hunter Biden again.

[MiamiFaithful @MiamiFaithful01]

You fucking people are morons. Yeah, you trump voters and supporters. He treats you like morons and you accept it because you are morons.

[Ryan Linkletter @blitzlink_]

Exactly how the first 8 Rounds of your fantasy football drafts should go starting with Round 1:

1. Jahmyr Gibbs
2. Bijan Robinson
3. Ja'Marr Chase
4. Puka Nacua
5. Jaxon Smith-Njigba
6. Amon-Ra St. Brown
7. Justin Jefferson
8. James Cook
9. Jonathan Taylor
10. Christian McCaffrey
11. Omarion Hampton
12. Kenneth Walker III

[Heidi @HeidiOCanada]

Oh crap. I’m getting exactly what I voted for. How unfair.🤣

[Dream @StefanskiRuined]

you assaulted 26 women nigga go fuck yourself

[Heidi @HeidiOCanada]

Everyone was hurting from his disastrous policies.
You didn’t care.

You still voted for a RAPIST THREE TIMES.

Now it’s your turn.
Enjoy!