Ryan Morris

You can lead a horse to water, but that doesn't make it right.

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

@showmaker_ You got any D-Wight Yoakam?

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

@TheJamiestJamie @WesMase17 Miss ya.

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

If you fall going up on an escalator, how many flights of stairs would you actually fall before you hit the bottom?

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

@showmaker_ Have you had a gas station tuna though? That’s where true satisfaction resides.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Crime is here people!!

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

I would like to not live in a world where Undercover Brother cost $4 to watch.

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

I had a dream the other night I was sitting on my couch bored out of my mind. So I got up and went to the bathroom. Then I tattooed my whole upper body. I’m taking that as a sign of my Friday night plans.

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

Got my truck detailed yesterday. Cheeky bastards only shined the driver side wheels and I didn’t notice until I got home.

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

DOG WILL HUNT

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

This aggression will not stand man.

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

@malpaltuc

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

Getting a sushi burrito for dinner. A. Sushi. Burrito. What will they think of next?

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

@kdiesel34 Wrong

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

Having a text end in a one word line bothers me. So much so that I referred to a gas station sized Pepsi fridge as a possible end table.

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

I appreciate targeted ads for keeping my quarter life crisis alive.

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

Anybody else scroll away real fast after you like a tweet?

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

I don’t know who was more surprised to see metal in my ankle, the TSA guy or me.

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

Dog will hunt

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

NP - WWE Soundtrack - Hillbilly Jim Theme

[Ryan Morris @JRmorris93]

I need this guy to follow me around doing commentary on my daily activities.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Holy Messi