July Roeuth

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[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

The Knicks really got the power of friendship. You know how that works in all anime

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

Just bring back the Juul mango please

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

My parents made plans to get brunch for father day but they���re running late by more than an hour because my pops wanted to go into a tractor supply co. Store. This some Father’s Day shit

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

Keep figuring out how the world works

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

@_falsi1ke

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

@dannydanon No more people ask how stupid are you? They ask things like are you blind or just stupid? And best of all they ask how smooth a brain do you have. It’s a replica of an ape. You were promised 3000 years ago to be born an idiot and you were born in a clown suit

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

Me practicing words per minute in my computer class in HS

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

Wore gloves for a week and never explained to people why either

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

My mom painted my nails red because I wouldn’t stop biting my fingernails as a kid….and she hid the nail polish remover. Took away my aura

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

I forget ranch doesn’t exist anywhere but America

[Sienna Midori @midori_emm]

Ay 🥺❤️

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

You know this is how the government in the US is looking at it’s people get along with other countries

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

Order Bo Ne if you ever get Vietnamese for brunch. You won’t regret it

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

Let’s fucking go Knicks 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

Fuck Gen. Shepard

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

A bunch of Asians and Latinos headed to get some Ethiopian food. Seattle is a beautiful place

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

All that chemistry ain’t going to help you when you gotta guard Brunson

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

Homie flew into LA from Okinawa for the World Cup and is totally blown the entire USA doesn’t have WAWA

[July Roeuth @JRoeuth]

I’m blaming that loss on the presence of Trump at the Garden